I was sitting around minding my own business last Thursday...my daughter came over and spoke to my wife about possible Valentines Day plans...
Daughter: we're thinking about going out to a nice restaurant, but need a baby sitter...
Wife: we don't have any plans, so we can babysit
(me, to myself: wait...what?)
Daughter: hubby not sure where he'd like to go...
(me, to myself: I can tell him)
Wife: I'd just as soon stay home and avoid the crowds
(me, to myself: so she wants me to cook her something)
Daughter: I saw an ad for Choice boneless ribeye steaks for $6.99/lb
(me, to myself: hmm...good price)
Wife: that's a great idea, ribeyes, baked potatoes, and salad
Daughter: I have to work, but I should be off by 5:30pm
Wife: great, WE'LL have dinner ready at 5:45pm...that OK with you, Dad?
(me, to myself: F'me, not gonna be a quiet relaxed Valentine's Day dinner as I imagined, gotta shop and cook for the group now) Yes Dear...
Happy Valentines Day, everbody!!!