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victor809 Offline
#301 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 12:01 PM EST
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Started driving in this am and heard some rattling on the roof... Started opening the sunroof cover and found one of the panels of my sunroof is shattered.

Fun.

I'm gonna assume this wasn't a spontaneous thing. Prolly one of the f'ing homeless. Someone really needs to start turning them into a high protein food source.
DrafterX Offline
#302 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 12:30 PM EST
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They must really like you there... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#303 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 12:31 PM EST
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double cheese-burger.. fries... BigGrin
dstieger Offline
#304 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 12:34 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Prolly one of the f'ing homeless. Someone really needs to start turning them into a high protein food source.

I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#305 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 12:43 PM EST
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Ya but then you just got a bunch of lazy, self entitled pigs roaming the streets and sh*tting everywhere... then what? Unleash the pork-hungry gorillas?
delta1 Offline
#306 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 12:49 PM EST
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Why would a homeless person smash a sunroof?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#307 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 12:57 PM EST
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To get to the other side!

I don't get it...
KingoftheCove Offline
#308 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 12:57 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Why would a homeless person smash a sunroof?

eh.........breaking into cars is pretty much an epidemic in many bay area counties.
One of the most common crimes committed by the homeless, the drug addicted, your run of the mill petty thief, etc.
dstieger Offline
#309 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 12:58 PM EST
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Why would a person living in a house smash a sunroof?

Those homeless...they'll kill, rape and eat you....hopefully in that order....and when they're done, they'll sew your skin into their clothes
delta1 Offline
#310 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 1:16 PM EST
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If auto burglary is the actual motive, smashing a window and reaching in for the door handle is easier and faster. Sunroof entry into the passenger compartment is pretty difficult, and reaching the door handle from the sunroof is impossible, unless you're seven feet tall...

Could be vandalism, which opens the number of possible suspects up beyond random homeless...could be someone victor pizzed off and this was the payback...likely, given victor's amiable personality...
MACS Offline
#311 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 1:23 PM EST
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LOL!!

Shots fired! Man down!!
teedubbya Offline
#312 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 1:30 PM EST
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Maybe they just needed a place to take a crap but got caught.
victor809 Offline
#313 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 2:19 PM EST
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Hehe... not a break in. Didn't try getting past the cover underneath , which was closed. Also not anyone I've charmed with my amiable personality, since it's street parking the car was about 2 blocks from home and it's a new car....

It could have been a random azzhole... but Monday night makes it a little less likely... that would have been my primary suspect on a weekend night.

Homeless seems most likely. No real reason to wonder why. Plenty of them wander aimlessly down the street screaming at no one and having conversations with the ground. I've seen much more random vandalism from them.
elRopo Offline
#314 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 2:29 PM EST
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Homeless zombies!
MissAshlie Offline
#315 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 2:49 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Started driving in this am and heard some rattling on the roof... Started opening the sunroof cover and found one of the panels of my sunroof is shattered.

Fun.

I'm gonna assume this wasn't a spontaneous thing. Prolly one of the f'ing homeless. Someone really needs to start turning them into a high protein food source.


This actually doesn't surprise me. I have seen on a few occasions where a homeless person will just walk by a car and break the glass for no reason then walk away. Seems to happen a lot down here, considering I have seen it twice not too far from campus.
victor809 Offline
#316 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 4:12 PM EST
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And finally... Hank's own 500 thread...

The piece de la Resistance! Or however that goes...
RobertHively Offline
#317 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 10:30 PM EST
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If somebody woulda just answered his waders question...

I use Redhead waders, get em at bass pro. There.
qmech Offline
#318 Posted: Tue, Apr 4 2017, 10:42 PM EST
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Bring back Hank .....
Q
tamapatom Offline
#319 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 1:36 AM EST
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He lives on in a multitude of threads. He had the strength to do what he promised and to make the ultimate sacrifice. MACS betrayed him but he is forgiven. Oh how we could learn from Hank. The power and love of Hank is there for all who seek it. I hear they are building a shrine to Hank where all can come to hang a thong on his face.
RMAN4443 Offline
#320 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 4:04 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
He lives on in a multitude of threads. He had the strength to do what he promised and to make the ultimate sacrifice. MACS betrayed him but he is forgiven. Oh how we could learn from Hank. The power and love of Hank is there for all who seek it. I hear they are building a shrine to Hank where all can come to hang a thong on his face.

Being dead requires no real strength, now smoking your poor dead mother's thong......that's real strength
8trackdisco Offline
#321 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 5:11 AM EST
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36 clear
MissAshlie Offline
#322 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 6:11 AM EST
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I was really hoping to enjoy the site but some of you guys are scary. I will stick to reading only.
DrafterX Offline
#323 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 6:44 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
SmokeMonkey Offline
#324 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 7:13 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
MACS Offline
#325 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 7:35 AM EST
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This was Hank's raison d'etre. To entertain us, however briefly.

Welp... back to work!
gummy jones Offline
#326 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 7:51 AM EST
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good morning hank
tonygraz Offline
#327 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 8:53 AM EST
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Mornin' - It's National Caramel Day, National Deep Dish Pizza Day, National Go For Broke Day, National Raisin and Spice Bar Day, National Read a Road Map Day, National Walking Day and Childhelp National Day of Hope.
tamapatom Offline
#328 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 9:25 AM EST
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MissAshlie wrote:
I was really hoping to enjoy the site but some of you guys are scary. I will stick to reading only.

Yes grasshoppa, you have to follow this thread all the way to 500 and you will be enlightened by the revelation of the circle of life of 500 threads. Only then will you be able to find your path through this place.
gummy jones Offline
#329 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 9:26 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
Yes grasshoppa, you have to follow this thread all the way to 500 and you will be enlightened by the revelation of the circle of life of 500 threads. Only then will you be able to find your path through this place.


ive found my way through but how do i get out?
victor809 Offline
#330 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 9:28 AM EST
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May Hank's blessings guide you through life as hank himself navigated the treacheries of MACS. Amen
bgz Offline
#331 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 9:31 AM EST
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^that was deep.
tamapatom Offline
#332 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 9:54 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
May Hank's blessings guide you through life as hank himself navigated the treacheries of MACS. Amen

And then there was a miracle - the thongs started weeping tears of joy.
DrafterX Offline
#333 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 10:13 AM EST
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that would be gay... Not talking
danmdevries Offline
#334 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 12:15 PM EST
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Been sleeping at night for over a week.

Last night was rough staying up. But it's noon and I can't sleep.

6 to go.
RMAN4443 Offline
#335 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 12:24 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
ive found my way through but how do i get out?


You can check out, but you can never leave....... Whistle
MACS Offline
#336 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 12:26 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
May Hank's blessings guide you through life as hank himself navigated the treacheries of MACS. Amen


Navigated the treacheries? His skillz is lacking, or he'd be posting. He didn't navigate well at all...

In fact... I think I just heard "recalculating".
victor809 Offline
#337 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 12:39 PM EST
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Pshhh... Hank's sacrifice was predetermined. He is not dead for he lives in all of us. Easter is coming and he will rise again. In Hank's name, ramen.
bgz Offline
#338 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 12:47 PM EST
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I think the problem here was hank was just a a little trans girl trapped in a doughboys body.

We were unsympathetic to his multi-depth, sexuality issues.

May he rise again as the what ever it is he is supposed to be.
dkeage Offline
#339 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 12:58 PM EST
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Do you think Hank realizes that we can see him browsing the forum?
tamapatom Offline
#340 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 1:01 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
Do you think Hank realizes that we can see him browsing the forum?

The Ghost of Hank?
victor809 Offline
#341 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 1:05 PM EST
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What? We have hank and the holy ghost of hank? All we need is one more for a trinity!
RMAN4443 Offline
#342 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 1:05 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
The Ghost of Hank?

Have you seen Hanks new avatar? It is the ghost of Hank LOL
tamapatom Offline
#343 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 1:11 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Have you seen Hanks new avatar? It is the ghost of Hank LOL

??????????? The Hank works in mysterious ways!!!!!!!!!
DrafterX Offline
#344 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 1:14 PM EST
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steak sammich... tater-tots... BigGrin
bgz Offline
#345 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 1:22 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
steak sammich... tater-tots... BigGrin


You saw hank in your steak sammich?

OMFG Drafter ate hank!!!
RMAN4443 Offline
#346 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 1:22 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
??????????? The Hank works in mysterious ways!!!!!!!!!


Not sure if I should be impressed or afwaid..........vewy vewy afwaid
gummy jones Offline
#347 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 1:24 PM EST
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water, coffee, headache
RMAN4443 Offline
#348 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 1:24 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
You saw hank in your steak sammich?

OMFG Drafter ate hank!!!

Quick!!!! Spit it out!!!!!!............but then spitters are quiters Anxious
tamapatom Offline
#349 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 1:24 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Not sure if I should be impressed or afwaid..........vewy vewy afwaid

Let's see if we can change him into a newt!
tonygraz Offline
#350 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 4:46 PM EST
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Victor is a pastafarian ? Ramen.
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