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SmokeMonkey Offline
#351 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 6:10 PM EST
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Worked from home today in anticipation of bad weather, which did not come to fruition, at least for n my neck of the woods.
elRopo Offline
#352 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 9:22 PM EST
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Worked on the boat all afternoon, had dinner (burger & fries), then meeting, finally home.😯
MACS Offline
#353 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 9:28 PM EST
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What did you do to the boat? My bait pump didn't come on when I flipped the switch, but I smacked it and it started up. Musta got stuck.
elRopo Offline
#354 Posted: Wed, Apr 5 2017, 9:43 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
What did you do to the boat? My bait pump didn't come on when I flipped the switch, but I smacked it and it started up. Musta got stuck.

Yeah, if its jammed....force it!

I didn't have to fix anything today just clean up, bleach, scrub, ospho, etc.
Also run and flush engines and generator.
Gotta stay on top of it or it'll just dissolve like a sugar cube in a cup of coffee.
Herfing
Ram27 Offline
#355 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 4:50 AM EST
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ram27bat
SmokeMonkey Offline
#356 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 5:10 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
8trackdisco Offline
#357 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 5:12 AM EST
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36/23
DrafterX Offline
#358 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 6:46 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
tamapatom Offline
#359 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 7:08 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
My pump didn't come on when I flipped the switch, but I smacked it and it started up. Musta got stuck.
uhhhh, sounds like a personal problem.
DrafterX Offline
#360 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 7:30 AM EST
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those have switches..?? where..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#361 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 7:53 AM EST
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Last day before 10 days off.

Jax, Fla... here we come.
gummy jones Offline
#362 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 7:59 AM EST
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morning hank
Speyside Offline
#363 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 8:05 AM EST
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Morning all
elRopo Offline
#364 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 9:14 AM EST
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Wake me up in 10 minutes...zzzz
tonygraz Offline
#365 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 9:31 AM EST
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Mornin' - It's National Caramel Popcorn Day, National Sorry Charlie Day, National Student-Athlete Day, National Tartan Day, National Teflon Day, National Burrito Day and National Alcohol Screening Day.

Last month we were in a severe drought, today we have a flood warning.
delta1 Offline
#366 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 1:13 PM EST
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carne asada burrito sounds good for lunch
opelmanta1900 Offline
#367 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 1:22 PM EST
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had a california last night... love me some carne asada... you have a sombrero's nearby? I miss that place...
jjanecka Offline
#368 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 1:43 PM EST
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Opel you in Houston? Arandas has California Burritos...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#369 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 1:47 PM EST
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no... but I smoked pot in a san antonio hotel room once... well probably more like 5 or 6 times...
DrafterX Offline
#370 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 3:28 PM EST
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Did you see CROS..?? Huh
RobertHively Offline
#371 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 3:47 PM EST
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"They're going to talk to you and talk to you about individual freedoms, but when they see a free individual it's going to scare them."

"Yeah, well that don't make em running scared"

"No. It makes them dangerous"

"SWAMP!!"
DrafterX Offline
#372 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 3:49 PM EST
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Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#373 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 4:28 PM EST
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Sleepy
gummy jones Offline
#374 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 4:50 PM EST
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Homemade pizza dough rising and have the San marzanos simmering
MACS Offline
#375 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 5:05 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Sleepy


My brother... have you been absent due to family duties, or because of work?

Because the first is acceptable, but the latter... not so much.
tamapatom Offline
#376 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 5:26 PM EST
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After two visits to the doctor to get my stitches out, they sent me to surgeon that had to recut the wound to remove a deep suture. No drugs and I have a big gaping wound with no stiches. Steri strips. Had to redo them myself to close the gap..
tonygraz Offline
#377 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 5:40 PM EST
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Reminds me of a .... - nevermind
delta1 Offline
#378 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 5:57 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
had a california last night... love me some carne asada... you have a sombrero's nearby? I miss that place...

No sombreros, but plenty of good mexican food places. You want, I can bring a few carne asada burritos up for the fish n herf...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#379 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 5:58 PM EST
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Poor Tom....
elRopo Offline
#380 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 6:05 PM EST
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Tom has a gash?Anxious
SmokeMonkey Offline
#381 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 6:07 PM EST
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elRopo wrote:
Tom has a gash?


That's what I heard.Mellow

And it has barnacles and stuff.
elRopo Offline
#382 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 6:18 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
That's what I heard.Mellow

And it has barnacles and stuff.


I think they made a movie about a girl with that condition.
Vagina dentata.....or something.
Herfing
tamapatom Offline
#383 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 6:25 PM EST
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After they mutilated me 3 sessions taking OUT the 13 stitches and they wanted to put more back in, I said please no. The lacerations from the barnacles down my leg have healed well with superglue. It's the forearm that is giving me the most trouble. Steristrips and bourbon from here out. And cigars.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#384 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 6:52 PM EST
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What are you using that arm for???
tamapatom Offline
#385 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 6:55 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
What are you using that arm for???

It's strong enough still to hd a glass of Elijah Craig 12. Not much else for now.
tamapatom Offline
#386 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 6:57 PM EST
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It is cramping my style for now.
elRopo Offline
#387 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 7:10 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
It is cramping my style for now.

You expect sympathy from this crowd?
Man up!
Rub some dirt on it!
whip
tamapatom Offline
#388 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 7:22 PM EST
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elRopo wrote:
You expect sympathy from this crowd?
Man up!
Rub some dirt on it!
whip
I just use the other hand.....
tamapatom Offline
#389 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 7:25 PM EST
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Has anyone seen noticed Hank lurking about? I wonder if he is planning his big reveal. At the end of this 500? If he gets 30 votes in the poll? When Miss Ashlee and Mrs Hank get serious? Inquiring minds............don't really care so much.
Bones33 Offline
#390 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 7:25 PM EST
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Ha. Who's Hank?
8trackdisco Offline
#391 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 8:10 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
My brother... have you been absent due to family duties, or because of work?

Because the first is acceptable, but the latter... not so much.


A week of the flu. A week of getting caught up. I was on for a few hours while you were on the way to chase fish.
MACS Offline
#392 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 8:36 PM EST
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Well, in my defense... I found some.
frankj1 Offline
#393 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 8:50 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well, in my defense... I found some.

them Hail Moses always work!
True story, right outta da Prequel.
jjanecka Offline
#394 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 8:54 PM EST
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If Charleton Heston could split the ocean lile that just think about how much more the real moses could do.
frankj1 Offline
#395 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 9:00 PM EST
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Edward G. Robinson was like genius casting
jjanecka Offline
#396 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 9:07 PM EST
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I could have this conversation a million times. Best Prequel movie ever. Can't wait to watch it soon.
frankj1 Offline
#397 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 9:10 PM EST
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I cannot imagine eating matzah and gefilte fish every day for 40 years. That might have been The Greatest Generation Evah
frankj1 Offline
#398 Posted: Thu, Apr 6 2017, 9:12 PM EST
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just out of respect, please capitalize the P in Prequel.
It gives the old tabloid the illusion of legitimacy.
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#399 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 3:07 AM EST
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elRopo wrote:
I think they made a movie about a girl with that condition.
Vagina dentata.....or something.
Herfing


gives a whole new meaning to the term "eating pu$$y"
Crabby Crab
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#400 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 5:13 AM EST
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Hop into Friday.
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