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SmokeMonkey Offline
#451 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 7:13 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
8trackdisco Offline
#452 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 7:28 AM EST
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Morning, Monkey.

Catching up with the dvr.
MACS Offline
#453 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 7:43 AM EST
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Top o' the mornin' gents.

Coffee and sportscenter.
8trackdisco Offline
#454 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 7:51 AM EST
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Morning, Jaxalope.
MACS Offline
#455 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 7:58 AM EST
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Hey! I resemble that remark.
DrafterX Offline
#456 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 8:32 AM EST
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Cool Dudes. ..
danmdevries Offline
#457 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 8:41 AM EST
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Last 4 nights at work have not been great. Last night was probably the best of them. But for reasons, it still sucked.

Wanted whiskey when I got home, but wife finished off the bourbon. I killed the last of the scotch a few weeks ago. So, I'm having some Mount Gay XO rum. I'm not really into rum, bought this bottle to try a premium rum and it's not bad on ice. Might be something I could get into, just not interested because scotch and bourbon.

Heading to bed when cigar dies.

Morning Ram n dudes and goodnight.
gummy jones Offline
#458 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 9:18 AM EST
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Morning
tamapatom Offline
#459 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 9:38 AM EST
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The Hank time is coming.
tonygraz Offline
#460 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 9:41 AM EST
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Mornin' - It's National All is Ours Day, National Empanada Day and National Zoo Lovers Day
RMAN4443 Offline
#461 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 10:00 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
The Hank time is coming.


Has it been 30 days already? Time flies when your having fun Unsure
MACS Offline
#462 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 10:23 AM EST
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Meh... I applaud the guy for being a man of his word, but I think the joke has run its course.

C'mon back, Hank. Just make sure you're wearing your coat, I don't think the hazing is over yet.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#463 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 11:05 AM EST
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Went to the park for my daily 4 miles. Stupid 5K runners getting on my nerves with their "running" and "fitness." Don't they know the trails are for middle are for middle aged fat guys?

And the other park near me is filled with little soccer, baseball and softball kids on Saturday morning. What the hell?

Get off my lawn!
DrafterX Offline
#464 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 11:25 AM EST
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Monkey Outrage..!! Laugh
SmokeMonkey Offline
#465 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 11:32 AM EST
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Yeah! Those bassards!
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#466 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 12:14 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Went to the park for my daily 4 miles. Stupid 5K runners getting on my nerves with their "running" and "fitness." Don't they know the trails are for middle are for middle aged fat guys?

And the other park near me is filled with little soccer, baseball and softball kids on Saturday morning. What the hell?

Get off my lawn!




Where are soccer, baseball, and softball kids, there are the accompanying Moms.



or Dads, I guess. We don't judge here. Not talking
victor809 Offline
#467 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 12:21 PM EST
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Never understood the MILF concept... I'd rather play with a vag that hasnt had a cantaloupe stuffed through it....

...unless we're actually talking about a real cantaloupe... because that would be kinky and I'd be on board.
tamapatom Offline
#468 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 12:26 PM EST
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And you know the story about what the girl said to her boyfriend that asked her to run away and get married........
tamapatom Offline
#469 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 12:28 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Has it been 30 days already? Time flies when your having fun Unsure

I wasnt counting days....just figured the end of 500 was the beginning of Hanks second coming.
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#470 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 1:07 PM EST
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Vic I dunno, something about an entire human being pushed out of that thing is pretty kinky too.
victor809 Offline
#471 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 1:30 PM EST
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.... no.... no it's not.
jjanecka Offline
#472 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 1:45 PM EST
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Who am I kidding. If it's not hotkinkyjo I can't get off to it anymore. I'm not sure if she's done cantalopes though... Think
SmokeMonkey Offline
#473 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 2:43 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Where are soccer, baseball, and softball kids, there are the accompanying Moms.



or Dads, I guess. We don't judge here. Not talking


While true, the accompanying spawn are ill-mannered and annoying as hell. I'm glad my kids weren't like that....
JadeRose Offline
#474 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 2:43 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Never understood the MILF concept..I like little girls. Real women scare me.







Fixed
8trackdisco Offline
#475 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 2:52 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Went to the park for my daily 4 miles. Stupid 5K runners getting on my nerves with their "running" and "fitness." Don't they know the trails are for middle are for middle aged fat guys?

And the other park near me is filled with little soccer, baseball and softball kids on Saturday morning. What the hell?

Get off my lawn!


You walk four miles a day?
DrafterX Offline
#476 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 2:56 PM EST
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Beers at da beach with puppy-dog. .. Beer
SmokeMonkey Offline
#477 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 2:59 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
You walk four miles a day?


I try to, weather/schedule permitting. You'll laugh at this but I refuse to get out of bed to go if it's colder than 40 degrees.
victor809 Offline
#478 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 3:09 PM EST
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Wouldn't it be quicker to run?
SmokeMonkey Offline
#479 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 3:15 PM EST
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Theoretically, yes. Practically, for my fat ass, no.
victor809 Offline
#480 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 4:24 PM EST
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Hmm....
victor809 Offline
#481 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 4:24 PM EST
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Point of note. If hank manages to snipe the 500th post of this thread I'd be impressed.
tamapatom Offline
#482 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 4:52 PM EST
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Uh oh ....gotta be on Hank watch.
DrafterX Offline
#483 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 6:23 PM EST
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Watching Hank do what..?? Huh
SmokeMonkey Offline
#484 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 6:38 PM EST
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Freaks
frankj1 Offline
#485 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 6:45 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Freaks

well played, sir
DrafterX Offline
#486 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 6:46 PM EST
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Laugh
8trackdisco Offline
#487 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 6:54 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
I try to, weather/schedule permitting. You'll laugh at this but I refuse to get out of bed to go if it's colder than 40 degrees.


You should move to Wisconsin. You'd only have to walk 6 months a year.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#488 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 7:29 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
You should move to Wisconsin. You'd only have to walk 6 months a year.


Yeah, but then I'd have to buy winter clothes and stuff.
DrafterX Offline
#489 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 7:39 PM EST
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Five puppy-dogs in my garage. ... puppy-dogs love me.... Laugh
frankj1 Offline
#490 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 7:42 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Five puppy-dogs in my garage. ... puppy-dogs love me.... Laugh

well get dressed and open the garage door!
frankj1 Offline
#491 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 7:43 PM EST
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I'm sorry.
DrafterX Offline
#492 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 8:20 PM EST
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Freak... Mellow
gummy jones Offline
#493 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 8:37 PM EST
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Tick tock tick tock
DrafterX Offline
#494 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 8:42 PM EST
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I wonder what Amy Lee is doing right now. .. Mellow
RobertHively Offline
#495 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 8:44 PM EST
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5 to go. Then Hank gets to type again???
SmokeMonkey Offline
#496 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 8:50 PM EST
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No one knows if or when Hank will return, but I'm sure it will be well documented.
frankj1 Offline
#497 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 9:31 PM EST
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not such a slow weekend...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#498 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 9:32 PM EST
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As it turns out, you're right.

I should have known, because you're like a genius. I've learned my place.
DrafterX Offline
#499 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 9:33 PM EST
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Screw Hank.... Not talking
frankj1 Offline
#500 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 9:44 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
As it turns out, you're right.

I should have known, because you're like a genius. I've learned my place.

and now you are like a genius too.
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