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SmokeMonkey Offline
#401 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 5:46 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
jjanecka Offline
#402 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 6:39 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
just out of respect, please capitalize the P in Prequel.
It gives the old tabloid the illusion of legitimacy.


Sorry about that Frank. I agree, it is important to consider the delegation of Authority and its originating sources.
DrafterX Offline
#403 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 7:02 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
DrafterX Offline
#404 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 7:03 AM EST
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coffee and a bear claw... Mellow
Speyside Offline
#405 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 7:04 AM EST
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Morning all.
jjanecka Offline
#406 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 7:40 AM EST
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I just received a message this morning from Hank's ghost:

Hey, since I am not posting right now, wanted to assure you that the ashlie girl/dude was not me. Found it pretty funny but I also did some searching and was easily able to find that the account was fake. Like you, I also considered making a fake account for fun but stopped when I realized you had to put an address and credit card. Not worth the effort.

Hope you are doing well!

~The Ghost of Hank_The_Tank
frankj1 Offline
#407 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 7:56 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Sorry about that Frank. I agree, it is important to consider the delegation of Authority and its originating sources.

pretty sure you aren't talking about the Palestinian Authority...
tamapatom Offline
#408 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 8:20 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
I just received a message this morning from Hank's ghost:

Hey, since I am not posting right now, wanted to assure you that the ashlie girl/dude was not me. Found it pretty funny but I also did some searching and was easily able to find that the account was fake. Like you, I also considered making a fake account for fun but stopped when I realized you had to put an address and credit card. Not worth the effort.

Hope you are doing well!

~The Ghost of Hank_The_Tank

Talk from the grave is cheap.
gummy jones Offline
#409 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 8:43 AM EST
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coffee and coffee
tonygraz Offline
#410 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 9:57 AM EST
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Mornin' - It's National Beer Day, National Coffee Cake Day, National No Housework Day and National Education and Sharing Day.


Coffee and coconut cookies.
MACS Offline
#411 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 9:58 AM EST
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Mornin' gang.
victor809 Offline
#412 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 10:50 AM EST
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Sounds like hank is both missashlie and jjanecka...

That's a lot of fake accounts...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#413 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 10:51 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
I just received a message this morning from Hank's ghost:

Hey, since I am not posting right now, wanted to assure you that the ashlie girl/dude was not me. Found it pretty funny but I also did some searching and was easily able to find that the account was fake. Like you, I also considered making a fake account for fun but stopped when I realized you had to put an address and credit card. Not worth the effort.

Hope you are doing well!

~The Ghost of Hank_The_Tank

Pending legendary status revoked...
RMAN4443 Offline
#414 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 11:48 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Pending legendary status revoked...


Hank is legendary jn his own mind Shame on you Not talking
gummy jones Offline
#415 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 11:49 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
I just received a message this morning from Hank's ghost:

Hey, since I am not posting right now, wanted to assure you that the ashlie girl/dude was not me. Found it pretty funny but I also did some searching and was easily able to find that the account was fake. Like you, I also considered making a fake account for fun but stopped when I realized you had to put an address and credit card. Not worth the effort.

Hope you are doing well!

~The Ghost of Hank_The_Tank


tattle tail
DrafterX Offline
#416 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 12:29 PM EST
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some sort of quesadilla chiken salad thing... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#417 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 12:30 PM EST
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You're getting really lazy on your insults...
bgz Offline
#418 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 12:32 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
tattle tail


^ I agree...

JJan, please return you're man card (if still in possession of) to the nearest automotive, sporting good or liquor store ASAP.

Thank you.
bgz Offline
#419 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 12:34 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Mornin' - It's National Beer Day!


FIFY
SmokeMonkey Offline
#420 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 12:51 PM EST
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The countdown to finishing out the work day on my deck is on...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#421 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 12:51 PM EST
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The countdown to finishing out the work day on my deck is on...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#422 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 12:52 PM EST
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And boosting my post count, to boot.
DrafterX Offline
#423 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 12:57 PM EST
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ThumpUp
DrafterX Offline
#424 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 12:58 PM EST
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ThumpUp
SmokeMonkey Offline
#425 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 1:00 PM EST
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Lol.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#426 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 1:00 PM EST
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Lol.
DrafterX Offline
#427 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 1:13 PM EST
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Has our conscience shown..??
Has the sweet breeze blown..??
Has all the kindness gone..?? Whistle
SmokeMonkey Offline
#428 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 3:01 PM EST
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Friday afternoon working from the deck. Not too shabby.
DrafterX Offline
#429 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 3:10 PM EST
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I think I'm done for the day.... heading home... Beer
Just Relax Offline
#430 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 3:21 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Friday afternoon working from the deck. Not too shabby.


Glad you are enjoying it. Too windy here so I stayed inside my office. I'll be firing up after a few more quotes go out though.
victor809 Offline
#431 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 3:25 PM EST
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Fun day...looks like more people are gonna get re-orged out of the company in the coming months...
frankj1 Offline
#432 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 4:21 PM EST
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this 500 won't see the break of day...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#433 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 4:46 PM EST
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Frank, I'm betting it makes it until Monday. Things get slow around here on the weekends. Stupid people with actual "lives" and stuff....
jjanecka Offline
#434 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 5:08 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
^ I agree...

JJan, please return you're man card (if still in possession of) to the nearest automotive, sporting good or liquor store ASAP.

Thank you.


What? Screw that. I posted the letter to show how gay Hank was sending out love letters and such. My man card remains intact.
frankj1 Offline
#435 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 5:09 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Frank, I'm betting it makes it until Monday. Things get slow around here on the weekends. Stupid people with actual "lives" and stuff....

they are like a idiot.
tamapatom Offline
#436 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 5:15 PM EST
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Maybe if we change this to a 1000 thread instead of a 500 thread maybe Hank wont return from the dead quite yet?

I can sense an ominous cloud as we approach 500.

Who you gonna call?
jjanecka Offline
#437 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 5:18 PM EST
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We need to zap him with ecto now before he comes back to life.
tonygraz Offline
#438 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 6:03 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
What? Screw that. I posted the letter to show how gay Hank was sending out love letters and such. My man card remains intact.


Then why did he pick you to PM and how did you know he was gay ?
bgz Offline
#439 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 6:52 PM EST
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He knew he was gay because he said his dk tasted like sht.
DrafterX Offline
#440 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 10:04 PM EST
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freaks... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#441 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 10:57 PM EST
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Waiting at the airport... flight is delayed... all upgrades already taken. :( have to sit with all the plebes.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#442 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 11:07 PM EST
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Stand up on a seat and anounce loudly "I am now your king and you are all my subjects"... then point to random people and hollar instructions like "You! Bring me a wall street journal"... "You! Construct a fort for me... I must slumber"...
frankj1 Offline
#443 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 11:15 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Stand up on a seat and anounce loudly "I am now your king and you are all my subjects"... then point to random people and hollar instructions like "You! Bring me a wall street journal"... "You! Construct a fort for me... I must slumber"...

crazy enough to work...
victor809 Offline
#444 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 11:16 PM EST
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I bought some dried mango and a coconut water... so practically the same thing.
frankj1 Offline
#445 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 11:23 PM EST
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I won't tell anyone what a devoted son you are. hate to ruin your rep.
gotta be unbelievably emotionally draining. are you the only offspring attending to this life stage stuff?
victor809 Offline
#446 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 11:38 PM EST
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I am the only offspring. But it's fine. We all have to do it in some form or another.
frankj1 Offline
#447 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 11:45 PM EST
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I understand
but we don't HAVE TO, luckily many can
RMAN4443 Offline
#448 Posted: Fri, Apr 7 2017, 11:48 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
We need to zap him with ecto now before he comes back to life.


We could drive a stake through his heart and then shoot him with silver bullets. Pray
Ram27 Offline
#449 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 12:27 AM EST
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Morning peeps. ram27bat
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#450 Posted: Sat, Apr 8 2017, 7:01 AM EST
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