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MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#1101 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Thanks for the finer point. Where did you gain your knowledge from? When did this governing bs start?

It’s a right of passage to drive cars way too fast. This is unamerican!

I first read it in a motorhead magazine. Motor Trend, Road and Track, Car and Driver, etc. But now it's common knowledge among motorheads. I would say it's been going on since the 90s though a lot more common now being that it's cheaper to do now. At first it was only in top end sports cars. Cars they expected to be going fast. It was definitely in the older Corvettes.
MACS Offline
#1102 Posted:
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2011 Infiniti G37... supposedly governed at 151, but I had it at 145 when I saw the cop. Didn't get to see if it was true. Anxious
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#1103 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
2011 Infiniti G37... supposedly governed at 151, but I had it at 145 when I saw the cop. Didn't get to see if it was true. Anxious

Bummer. Especially if he nailed you going that fast.

My land speed record is 170+ aboard a Yamaha R1. I say plus because I stopped glancing down at the speedo at 170 and was still accelerating for a few seconds so 175-180.
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#1104 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
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140 plus in a 76 Camaro... last number on da speedo... after a few minutes the vertical trims blew of the windshield... kept pushing tho... Beer
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#1105 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
140 plus in a 76 Camaro... last number on da speedo... after a few minutes the vertical trims blew of the windshield... kept pushing tho... Beer

I love the deep rumble of a cast iron big block, and the smell of half burnt fuel coming from the tailpipe
rfenst Offline
#1106 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Years ago I had a 95 Chevy Caprice Classic with an LT1 and some special lights and equipment and it was governed at 132. Apparently.

Your generation's version of my '61 Oldsmobile Cutlass with a 350 Rocket and quadrajets?

Any way, I think 132mph is the fastest it would go too.
danmdevries Offline
#1107 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
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I've found the top speed of pretty much every vehicle I've owned or driven.

Ridgeline cuts fuel at 111.
The Ram was governed right around 100
My Chevy 2500 was limited to 97
Wife's Civic runs out of steam around 103.

Fastest I've done on 4 wheels is about 150 according to the aim solo. Speedo pegged out at 120. Was done on track.
deadeyedick Offline
#1108 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
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A '59 Pontiac Bonneville on a flat stretch of Texas nowhere. Speedo only goes to 120 be we were still accelerating.

Would love to take my '65 Corvette out but don't want to chance that # matching engine. It gets to 90 real quick like.
Palama Offline
#1109 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
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Never knew how fast my Road Runner could go. Was only concerned with the quarter mile time. But after spending close to $2,000 on it in ‘75 and’76 while going to school and working part time, I decided it wasn’t going to be worth it to spend another K just to cut my time down a tenth or so.

Spent the money on upgrading my stereo system instead. Got a Dual CS 701 turntable and a Nakamichi 700 cassette deck and was very happy with those choices. Probably only stereo geeks know what they are.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#1110 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
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155 in a Porsche 911 GT3 on a track. Prolly could've done a few more, but the upcoming corner skeered me
tonygraz Offline
#1111 Posted:
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Got my '69 Torino 428 Cobra up t 180-185 with pedal left for about a minute. Amazing how many things you can think of going bad in such a short time.

125 in my Nissan Pulsar - slowed down quick. Was on the way to a funeral.
Stogie1020 Offline
#1112 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Your generation's version of my '61 Oldsmobile Cutlass with a 350 Rocket and quadrajets?

Any way, I think 132mph is the fastest it would go too.

Whistle It was my patrol car.
Gene363 Offline
#1113 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
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I hit 123 mph in my '93 Corvette on an interstate, it was still accelerating but I started slowing down because traffic and road conditions were coming at me faster than I had time to drive safely.
Ram27 Offline
#1114 Posted:
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110 in my '57 Mercury Convertible Anxious Young and stupid.d'oh!
8trackdisco Offline
#1115 Posted:
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115 in one of my boss’s sport cars.
Gene363 Offline
#1116 Posted:
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Thanks goodnesses this wasn't one of us...

Serious Charge for 18 Year Old Who Killed Motorcyclist in High Speed Crash

She was doing 155 mph before the crash and breaking heavily.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbWd2a1W9us
MACS Offline
#1117 Posted:
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18 years old and driving a corvette??

Oh, boy.
8trackdisco Offline
#1118 Posted:
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Perhaps trumped only by 18 year olds driving aggressively with souped up Mustangs.
Corvettes handle a whole lot better.
They scrape a teenage crash victim out of a Mustang up here ever12-18 months.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#1119 Posted:
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Due to rampant stupidity, No teenager should have any vehicle like that. They should all drive a Mitsubishi Mirage. About 78hp. Yes, this also applies to 18yr old me

This is not recently acquired. Figured it out around my early 30s

Gene363 Offline
#1120 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
18 years old and driving a corvette??

Oh, boy.


Both Grandsons, as teenagers, expressed they wanted my last Corvette, Only if I hated them would I give them a Corvette. fog


OTOH, these teenage drivers, that we wouldn't dream of letting drive a high performance car, could be years into gender transition mutilation/sterilization they could have elected to undergo, years they were a teenager.
Gene363 Offline
#1121 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Perhaps trumped only by 18 year olds driving aggressively with souped up Mustangs.
Corvettes handle a whole lot better.
They scrape a teenage crash victim out of a Mustang up here ever12-18 months.


They do that. Beer
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#1122 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
155 in a Porsche 911 GT3 on a track. Prolly could've done a few more, but the upcoming corner skeered me

Was that an "Xtreme Xperience" track run by any chance?
I did the Ferrari 458 one year, and the Lamborghini Murcielago a couple years later.
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#1123 Posted:
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A high school friend of mine used to be allowed to drive his father's Dodge Viper when he was 16 until he wrecked it. His dad still let him drive his original AMG Hummer. I Lost touch with him after HS but I still see him occasionally on the road in a Ferrari only because the car makes me look.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#1124 Posted:
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'Twas an Xtreme Xperience thing. Farhers day gift from the wife. Went for the GT500 but it was broken. So, they gave me the Porsche and tickets voucher for the following year. The 2 for 1 was cool, but don't know that I'd do it again. 3 laps wasn't enough for the cost IMO
Palama Offline
#1125 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Due to rampant stupidity, No teenager should have any vehicle like that. They should all drive a Mitsubishi Mirage. About 78hp. Yes, this also applies to 18yr old me

This is not recently acquired. Figured it out around my early 30s



My first car was a ‘66 Plymouth Valiant 200 4-door. Iirc, it had a Slant-6, 270 ci engine, with not much hp or torque. Dad and my oldest brother went “shopping” one day and surprised me with it. Nice of them ‘cept I wouldn’t have ever bought a grannie car. Most of my summer job’s earnings was to pay back my Dad.

OTOH, that car was perfect for the beach / island cruising as the paint job was getting funky and I didn’t have the bug to keep my car spit ‘n polish nice. My buddies would pile into the car and we’d go to the North Shore or Leeward side to check out the surf or skin dive. With 4 or 5 guys in the car, getting it up to 60 - 70 mph was a minor challenge.

After a year-ish I was offered the opportunity to buy the Road Runner and grabbed it. In a weird and total coincidence, I ended up selling the Valiant back to the same man that sold it to my Dad. Cool
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#1126 Posted:
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First car was a 89 Pontiac Firebird hot rodded with a 327, a Hurst 6 speed, and straight pipes.

Cherry red w/T tops, pop up headlights, and a wicked exhaust note. Almost killed myself several times in that thing.
Gene363 Offline
#1127 Posted:
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My inlaws had a Valiant slant six station wagon. It was one long last vehicle and slow vehicle. My wife and I borrowed the Valiant to go car shopping, it had to be floored to get going to highway speeds.

We we're shopping for a Plymouth Satellite. At the first dealership all they had to test drive was the Roadrunner version(?) I don't recall exactly, anyway, having driven in in the Valiant, pulling out of the dealership I hit the gas like I did earlier that day, Oh My! Unfortunately, my wife was with me so we did not buy that car. LOL
Sunoverbeach Offline
#1128 Posted:
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Had an '85 Firebird as my second car. Far from hot rodded. V5 at the time of purchase. Mechanic was able to get the 6th cylinder firing. Then it threw a rod 2yrs later. It was purty tho

On an actual recently acquired note: every single person on the planet is living in the past. Takes about 80 milliseconds for the brain to process what's going on at any given time
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#1129 Posted:
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On the topic of hot rods and recently acquired knowledge, they just found a moonshiners cave under a historic NASCAR raceway in NC.

In case you didn't know moonshiners were the pioneers of hot rodding cars in order to outrun police and NASCAR was born from that.
jeebling Offline
#1130 Posted:
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130 in my Chrysler 300C. It had more to give but I lost my nuts and took my foot off the gas to let it slow down. My biggest speeding ticket was for 110 on the interstate in the middle of the desert heading to California. I just knew I was going straight to jail but the trooper just wrote the ticket and told me to slow down because he wanted me to make it to my duty station unharmed. He didn’t even give me attitude. That was in the 80’s. Not sure what might happen these days.
tonygraz Offline
#1131 Posted:
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Never had a Pontiac I couldn't blow up except that old second hand 9 passenger wagon, but the tranny went on that before I could.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#1132 Posted:
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I know a guy who knows a tranny guy
rfenst Offline
#1133 Posted:
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Gene363 wrote:
Thanks goodnesses this wasn't one of us...

Serious Charge for 18 Year Old Who Killed Motorcyclist in High Speed Crash

She was doing 155 mph before the crash and breaking heavily.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbWd2a1W9us

KILLJOY!
Gene363 Offline
#1134 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
KILLJOY!


Guilty, but then I'm a LONG way from teenager. fog LOL
plinytheelder Offline
#1135 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Thanks for the finer point. Where did you gain your knowledge from? When did this governing bs start?


I had a 2000 Audi A6 2.7T that was governed to 135 (tires). Had it chipped giving it 60 more HP. In the text from the company doing the procedure, You remove your box, send it to them, and they send it back chipped, they had a disclaimer that if you want your speed limit removed, send them a receipt for Z-rated tires and they would take the govern off.

Yes sir, here you are.

1st thing I did upon putting the ecm back in was take it to 140 to verify it was gone. This was in 2001
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#1136 Posted:
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Not recently acquired knowledge but on topic.

The world's fastest street legal production car the Bugatti Chiron that does 300 mph+ requires custom carbon fiber reinforced tires that cost 50k per set. Oil change costs 20k but if you can afford a 3-4 million dollar car that won't matter.
deadeyedick Offline
#1137 Posted:
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The average age of baseballs in the bigs is 7 pitches.
MACS Offline
#1138 Posted:
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deadeyedick wrote:
The average age of baseballs in the bigs is 7 pitches.


Found 2 at the park near the house. One of them lasted about 4 pitches with Tank chasing it. Gonz
Palama Offline
#1139 Posted:
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It just occurred to me that today's date, April 2, 2024 is a palindrome...4/2/24.
Telecaster52 Offline
#1140 Posted:
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My chevy SS runs out of gear at 161.
Been 172 on the bike back when i was doing track stuff.
8trackdisco Offline
#1141 Posted:
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Bees have two stomachs.
One for their food. The other for honey making.

The honey is created by a series of fluid exchanges between bees.

When you are enjoying honey, it is essentially bee vomit.
MACS Offline
#1142 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Bees have two stomachs.
One for their food. The other for honey making.

The honey is created by a series of fluid exchanges between bees.

When you are enjoying honey, it is essentially bee vomit.


Better than beer or whiskey vomit, I'll tell ya that!
rfenst Offline
#1143 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
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Palama wrote:
It just occurred to me that today's day, April 2, 2024 is a palindrome...4/2/24.

Nice catch!
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#1144 Posted:
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Certain fellow in the cigar manufacturing industry just told me that when he was at two different well known factories in Central America, they were packing up tobacco to send to Cuba.

He also had to say a very large player in the industry just told him at the last Vegas show that he sold $12 million in tobacco to Cuba in 2023.

So it may just be the lower brands and recent because of the lack of Cuban tobacco but I think there's something to that.
Palama Offline
#1145 Posted:
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$1.3B Powerball ticket sold in Oregon.

Hmm, who do we know from there? Think
MACS Offline
#1146 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
$1.3B Powerball ticket sold in Oregon.

Hmm, who do we know from there? Think


Nobody who is willing to share, I'm 98.2% sure.
deadeyedick Offline
#1147 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
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The average refund check issued by the IRS so far this year is $3,182 as of March 1st.

Sleepy Joe thanks you for the free loan. Ya can't fix stupid.
rfenst Offline
#1148 Posted:
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On its face, I doubt it, but if you have literature from Habanos or the like please advise!
rfenst Offline
#1149 Posted:
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deadeyedick wrote:
The average refund check issued by the IRS so far this year is $3,182 as of March 1st.

Sleepy Joe thanks you for the free loan. Ya can't fix stupid.

Waiting on mine...
HockeyDad Offline
#1150 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
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rfenst wrote:
Waiting on mine...


I gotta send my check in first.
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