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10 Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Women
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rck_1 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 8:34 AM EST
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Cigars don't get jealous when you look at other cigars.
A man can have more than one cigar in a night.
You don't have to cuddle with a cigar.
If the fire goes out you can always re-light a cigar.
If you don't like the cigar you can get another one, no questions asked!
Cigars don't have divorce attorneys.
CIGARS CAN'T TALK!
A man doesn't mind being seen with an ugly cigar.
A cigar doesn't have a mother-in-law.
You can enjoy a cigar AND watch the game!

OK girls, let me have it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jdrabinski Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 9:34 AM EST
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If you hate women that much, why get involved with them? Damn. That is some hateful stuff. "They don't talk." What do you mean by that? Would you be comfortable exchanging 'women' for an ethnic group? I hope not. Sexism and racism are just wrong. Some of this stuff is incredibly vicious and hateful.
rck_1 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 9:40 AM EST
Joined: 01-28-2003
Posts: 656
jd,
Have you no sense of humor?

Watch for my next post.

10 Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Men :o)
eleltea Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 9:48 AM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
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jd theres an awful lot of "why women are superior to men" jokes that hits my inbox everyday. Most of it is sent by women I love and respect, cousins, inlaws, and ex-highschool sweethearts. If the gags are funny, I laugh. If they aren't, I don't. If anti-male humor make you angry, too, ok. At least that would be consistent. Being angry a lot is not healthy, though. You might want to have that checked out.
jdrabinski Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 9:51 AM EST
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I understand, I understand. I've been a man for a long time...all my life, in fact. I do think, though, that we need to self-check about our humor. Why do we think this is funny? is a question we should regularly ask. Introspection, that's all I ask.

Someone had to say it. So I did.

John
Penguin13 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 9:56 AM EST
Joined: 07-26-2002
Posts: 1,546
...but you gotta love the picture!

KC
xrundog Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 4:21 PM EST
Joined: 01-17-2002
Posts: 2,212
Let me spell it out. My first wife used to wait until I was in bed, dead tired, just nodding off, she would poke me and say, "we need to talk". No matter my reply she would go on and on until the wee hours of the morning. That is one reason of many that she is no longer my wife. Cigars can't talk. I get it! That is damn funny!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 4:58 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
the difference between men and women:

men fix problems.

women like to share problems.
efm Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Feb 1 2003, 7:35 PM EST
Joined: 01-23-2001
Posts: 499
On the other hand:

Cigars can take a joke better than some men.

Thanks to JR for inspiring that one.
Todog Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Feb 2 2003, 3:11 AM EST
Joined: 05-05-2001
Posts: 804
I'll take a fine woman anyday and then have a cigar afterwards......whoops....I already have that with my wife!
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