Cigars don't get jealous when you look at other cigars.
A man can have more than one cigar in a night.
You don't have to cuddle with a cigar.
If the fire goes out you can always re-light a cigar.
If you don't like the cigar you can get another one, no questions asked!
Cigars don't have divorce attorneys.
CIGARS CAN'T TALK!
A man doesn't mind being seen with an ugly cigar.
A cigar doesn't have a mother-in-law.
You can enjoy a cigar AND watch the game!
OK girls, let me have it!!!!!!!!!!!!!