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Cycleman Offline
#101 Posted: Thu, Apr 19 2007, 7:41 AM EST
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I like panties......

Yes.... Waffles and panties for breakfast....

Very manly!!!


101
pabloescabar Offline
#102 Posted: Thu, Apr 19 2007, 8:36 AM EST
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I once ate the head off a bunny
JHC Offline
#103 Posted: Thu, Apr 19 2007, 8:45 AM EST
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Pablo, was that oh say around EASTER?

btw...girgle = girdle.
pabloescabar Offline
#104 Posted: Thu, Apr 19 2007, 8:47 AM EST
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I don't wear a girdle.
Cycleman Offline
#105 Posted: Thu, Apr 19 2007, 9:51 AM EST
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Then how do you keep that girlish fiqure???
Big John Offline
#106 Posted: Thu, Apr 19 2007, 10:51 AM EST
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For every Pancake & Waffle there is a season...Turn Turn Turn.
Can't we all get along?
What about donuts?
wheelrite Offline
#107 Posted: Thu, Apr 19 2007, 1:22 PM EST
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Donuts?
They're definitley the gayest of all breakfast pastries.Thats why they have HOLES IN THEM..


WHEEL,,,
wheelrite Offline
#108 Posted: Thu, Apr 19 2007, 1:22 PM EST
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Donuts?
They're definitley the gayest of all breakfast pastries.Thats why they have HOLES IN THEM..


WHEEL,,,
Big John Offline
#109 Posted: Fri, Apr 20 2007, 5:00 AM EST
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So do most women
Bluedevil Offline
#110 Posted: Fri, Apr 20 2007, 5:04 AM EST
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110 posted on this!

Damn, waffles I guess!
Cycleman Offline
#111 Posted: Fri, Apr 20 2007, 5:47 AM EST
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donuts.... women..... bowling balls...... 8tracks underroos.... and Sundays.....


All things holey.....
Big John Offline
#112 Posted: Fri, Apr 20 2007, 6:57 AM EST
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Amen Brotha!
LadyHay Offline
#113 Posted: Sun, Apr 22 2007, 6:28 AM EST
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I just made Belgian waffles for breakfast. See, I do cook sometimes.
wheelrite Offline
#114 Posted: Sun, Apr 22 2007, 6:31 AM EST
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Can't eat this morning ,BAD HANG OVER....

WHEEL,,,
LadyHay Offline
#115 Posted: Sun, Apr 22 2007, 6:32 AM EST
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I think you need waffles to help the hangover.
JHC Offline
#116 Posted: Sun, Apr 22 2007, 6:32 AM EST
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* Thanks to Pablo for sending the Hawiian pancake/waffle mix to make them.
wheelrite Offline
#117 Posted: Sun, Apr 22 2007, 6:41 AM EST
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You may be right,If I eat a waffle then I will surely vomit,and maybe feel better..

wheel,,
pabloescabar Offline
#118 Posted: Sun, Apr 22 2007, 9:05 AM EST
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I hope You like them, guess I forgot the coconut syrup ?
lou2row Offline
#119 Posted: Sun, Apr 22 2007, 10:03 AM EST
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Wheel, if you want the gayest of breakfast items, have a long john filled straight!!! Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Now, the REAL breakfast is sausage gravy and biscuits. Every time my wife makes it, I eat till I'm so full I'm sick! Oh, yeah!!!

lou
Cycleman Offline
#120 Posted: Sun, Apr 22 2007, 3:10 PM EST
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Oh YUM!!!!

Sausage Gravy and Biscuits!!!!!!!!

Heaven!!!!!!!
wheelrite Offline
#121 Posted: Sun, Apr 22 2007, 3:34 PM EST
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Well it's PANCAKE time .The hang over is gone and the griddle is hot.YES,pancakes for dinner.

All you WAFFLE WEIRDOS beware,I'll be back to 100%tomorrow...

Wheel,LORD OF THE PANCAKE,,,,,
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#122 Posted: Sun, Apr 22 2007, 6:39 PM EST
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There's nothing wrong with pancakes for dinner. Sounds like a good idea infact.


PANCAKE ON!
Cycleman Offline
#123 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 3:35 AM EST
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Yeah... a good idea if you are a girly-man.....

or trans-sexual........

Geezzz....
wheelrite Offline
#124 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 3:46 AM EST
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I just read an interesting bit of historical breakfast food trivia.The pancake was responsilble for the settling of America.The Pilgims first, breakfast at Plymouth Rock,yep pancakes.The waffle did play a small part in pioneer America.Toilet paper was'nt available yet,so a stack of waffles was always at the ready in the OUT HOUSE.

wheel,
Lord of the Pancake,,
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#125 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 5:45 AM EST
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123. Author: Cycleman Date: 04/23/2007 08:35 AM Reply
Yeah... a good idea if you are a girly-man.....

or trans-sexual........

Geezzz....


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This comming from someone who dusts their waffles with powdered sugar and drinks herbal tea?

Ok, Dr. Frankenfurter.
JHC Offline
#126 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 5:48 AM EST
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MMMmmmm, sausage gravy on waffles.
Cycleman Offline
#127 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 6:17 AM EST
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OOHhhh.,.,,, I see...

Thunder took offense to the trans-sexual comment....

NOW>... all this pan-cake talk is making SENSE!!!!


I need to go belch and fart a bit.... be back in a few....

and I don't drink tea.... caffeen... is evil!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#128 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 6:54 AM EST
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http://www.cigarbid.com/...geDisplay=0000000086907

Upper left corner, herbal tea with lemon. What a wuss.

Waffles, powdered sugar, fruit garnish...

The picture tells no lies, WAFFLEman.
Cycleman Offline
#129 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 8:31 AM EST
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Gerbal man..... I luv ya (in a manly-man way)....

But you would make for a bad investigator.

I had the fresh orange juice..... my sexy-hot female friend was drinking the tea....

Who do you think was taking the photo.... geezzz

It is the WAFFLES than make me so man'ly that hotties are thowing themselfs at me....

I mean, they like my mind , also......

They like tube-steak for dinner too......

BAawahahahhaaa!!!!


Give it up all of you waffle WANTA'BEES!!!! A puss-cake would NEVER make you as sexy as a hot waffle....

Clint Eastwood would say the same thing.... "Waffles..... Make-my-day!"

;)
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#130 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 8:53 AM EST
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"I had the fresh orange juice..... my sexy-hot female friend was drinking the tea...."


Duuuude! That's a photo of you and another GUY!

See what WAFFLES have done to you?

Next thing you know, you'll be trading in the Harleys for a Honda Spirit and a Vespa.

Quick, get some PANCAKES before it's too late to save your manhood. Since we know it will be hard for you, if you must, you can start with crepes, they come with all those fru-fru things like powdered sugar, whipped cream and girlie fruit, that you are so used to having on your waffles. We can ween you off of them later, but getting off the waffles and onto the panckaes is the first step in recovering your man card.
JHC Offline
#131 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 9:00 AM EST
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Oooops.....yea but he is one sexy hot dude...in a manly kinda way.
Cycleman Offline
#132 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 11:11 AM EST
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Awww.... I never knew you cared JHC.....

Sucks......
wheelrite Offline
#133 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 11:23 AM EST
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Cycleman,
KEEP YOUR WAFFLE IN YOUR PANTS!!Real pancake guys dont practice breakfast pastry envy,no need to.If given the choice,any hot chick will always choose a pancake man over a FIGURE SKATING ENTHUSIAST waffle dude...


wheel...
jpotts Offline
#134 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 12:42 PM EST
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Pancakes rule. Waffles suck.
jpotts Offline
#135 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 12:43 PM EST
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Waffles rule. Pancakes suck.
jpotts Offline
#136 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 12:43 PM EST
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^ Ok, enough of my John Kerry impersonations...
Cycleman Offline
#137 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 12:46 PM EST
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Wheele.....

For being a wheel.... you sure are square.....

Have you ever seen the tool boxes on the back of man trucks.... you know.... chromed....

WAFFLE patterns.... because they are TUFF....

You don't see PANCAKE toolbox grids.... now do ya...

You have some inner demons you need to work through.... and when you do, I'll be here to help pick you up off the floor..... help you re-group.... and all your friends here will still care.... once you get over the sad addiction.....

And stop watching my skating.......... what, you a peeping tom on me now..... got see what real men do, besides what they eat....

oh my....

Prayer sent....
wheelrite Offline
#138 Posted: Mon, Apr 23 2007, 4:36 PM EST
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OK Einstein,I mean Cycleman.
First off the tool boxes are DIAMOND PLATE.I think your mom dropped a waffle iron on your head.Either that or it was the LACEY PANTIES she made you wear while pollutting you with WAFFLES.
Put on a pair of BOXERS,forget about Mommy,and join the PANCAKE REVOLUTION..

WHEEL,,
Cycleman Offline
#139 Posted: Tue, Apr 24 2007, 2:12 AM EST
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Oh booo...... you didn't go there did you?!?!??!


Loosing the battle so you had to pull out the mommy card.....


Oochee.....

wheelrite Offline
#140 Posted: Tue, Apr 24 2007, 3:55 AM EST
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Cycleman,
It's obvios to everyone.You are in need of a Pancake intervention.Start slow,maybe with a couple Silver Dollar pancakes.
Baby Steps...

wheel..
Cycleman Offline
#141 Posted: Tue, Apr 24 2007, 4:08 AM EST
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YOU.....


are a waffle Biggot!!!!


and should be ashamed!!!!!!


Waffles are food too..............


and you were talking about "MY MOMMA" ??????


Seek forgiveness, before it's too late.....

jpotts Offline
#142 Posted: Tue, Apr 24 2007, 1:10 PM EST
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I like both pancakes and waffles. Some consider this being a "switch hitter."

Hey man, whatever feels good...that's groovy...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#143 Posted: Fri, Apr 27 2007, 7:29 AM EST
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PANCAKES belong on page #1.
Cycleman Offline
#144 Posted: Fri, Apr 27 2007, 8:18 AM EST
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Thunder's funny!! ^^^^


NOW........


I am off to the Super Target to get some waffle mix.... fruit........ and manly-maple ,,,,

You girly-girl-puss-cake eaters...... go FLAP.... your jacks in private!!!

(shaking head back and forth in shame!)
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#145 Posted: Fri, Apr 27 2007, 10:01 AM EST
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^^^^
A glimpse of your future, you waffle-wacko...

http://www.cigarbid.com/...geDisplay=0000000094918

Cycleman Offline
#146 Posted: Sun, Apr 29 2007, 5:39 AM EST
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Quiche.....

I think I like Quiche better than waffles now.......

Yeah.... I think it's time to go for the:

DEAD PIG

CHEEZZZEEeeeeee

And the things that chickens poop out their back end.... EGGS! Yeah eggs!

CBOB Offline
#147 Posted: Sun, Apr 29 2007, 6:16 AM EST
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Buttermilk pamcakes with sliced bananas and pecans mixed into the batter. Served with bacon and a whole bunch of maple syrup. Fresh OJ and hot java to wash it down. That's a Sunday breakfast of champions.
Cycleman Offline
#148 Posted: Tue, May 1 2007, 7:15 AM EST
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Oh ick.... I bet you like to ruin good brownies buy putting nuts in them too.....


Pony Up !!!!! Eat a Belgian Waffle and grunt like a MAN!!!

Caveman Even!
wheelrite Offline
#149 Posted: Wed, May 2 2007, 1:22 PM EST
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I just read in the Tokyo Times,

Japanese citizens are using waffles to scrape the morning scum off their tongues.Then the waffles can be used for industial applications,like maxi pads,bird cage liners,etc.
It just goes to show "the useless can be used"...

wheel...
jojoc Offline
#150 Posted: Wed, May 2 2007, 1:30 PM EST
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nothing like some home made waffles on Sunday morn'n w/ fresh coffee and the wacko letters to the editor in the local rag called a newspaper
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