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wheelrite Offline
#301 Posted: Sat, Jun 16 2007, 6:36 PM EST
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Happy fathers Day!!!

The princess is going to make a momentous PANCAKE BREAKFASTfor me,served in bed of course.


She's making waffles too,for the dog.I'm sure he has a few **** pups out there somewhere...


wheel,,,
Cycleman Offline
#302 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 7:09 AM EST
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Ochee....


Well... all pusscakes aside...


Happy dad's day bro! I got to spend it with my daughter... first one sense she was 4 months old... now she's 19 and took ME TO LUNCH.... mexican.... and gave me some cool gifts....

But the coolest gift was a letter she wrote me....

I prayed for this day..... just took 2 decades.... but we are pretty close now....

















now please resume your normal pusscake bashing.....


(Oh on my trip I saw exits for WAFFLE Houses about every 4th exit..... only saw TWO IHOP's.. in 2400 miles.....


Coincidence... I THINK NOT!!!!!!!!

Ram27 Offline
#303 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 7:21 AM EST
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‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
Cycleman Offline
#304 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 8:20 AM EST
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Is Ram looking for attention again.....

Like what's your point with the double bird?

Are you a pusscake eater.... THAT'S IT!!!!!

8trackdisco Offline
#305 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 8:59 AM EST
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Had a waffle two weeks ago.

HUGE disappointment!

Go pancakes!
wheelrite Offline
#306 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 2:12 PM EST
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Cycleman,
Nice father's day !!

My daughter gets married in less than 2 weeks.
154 guests at an over priced N. Dallas Hotel.

Say a Pancake prayer for me ..


Wheel,,
pabloescabar Offline
#307 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 5:09 PM EST
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I had pancakes today & they was gooood....
Cycleman Offline
#308 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 5:15 PM EST
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306. Author: wheelrite Date: 06/18/2007 07:12 PM Reply
Cycleman,
Nice father's day !!

My daughter gets married in less than 2 weeks.
154 guests at an over priced N. Dallas Hotel.

Say a Pancake prayer for me ..

Wheel,,
______________________________________



Awesome! I know you have been putting a LOT into this day for her..... Prayers sent, but I have a feeling that the Main-Man is already watching over you and your family! ;)



___________________________



Waffles........ Rule.
pabloescabar Offline
#309 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 5:21 PM EST
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...do not
wheelrite Offline
#310 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 5:31 PM EST
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Re,308

Thanks Bro..

Hey,The wife and me will be in FLA.in October.We would like to burn one with you on the way through...


wheel...
pabloescabar Offline
#311 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 5:37 PM EST
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"I love Pancakes dripping with butter and syrup."
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.....thats just the way I had them this morn'n
wheelrite Offline
#312 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 6:28 PM EST
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Pablo,
You ARE a true
BOTC


WHEEL,,,
pabloescabar Offline
#313 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 6:30 PM EST
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back at'cha...BOTC & BOTL fo'eva


...true
Cycleman Offline
#314 Posted: Mon, Jun 18 2007, 6:33 PM EST
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310...

we gotta make that happen....
wheelrite Offline
#315 Posted: Mon, Jul 2 2007, 2:45 AM EST
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Ok, my daughter's wedding is over it was a great success.

Now back to PANCAKES...


FIRE UP THE GRIDDLE ! ! ! ! ! ! !


Wheel,,,
BOTC
Cycleman Offline
#316 Posted: Mon, Jul 2 2007, 6:05 PM EST
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no no no... that wasn't the deal.......

(Glad it went well, bro! I know your Proud of her!)
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#317 Posted: Mon, Jul 2 2007, 6:33 PM EST
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^^^
Suck it waffleboy.
Bluedevil Offline
#318 Posted: Mon, Jul 2 2007, 7:22 PM EST
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Waffles's Damn it. Now end this thread!
wheelrite Offline
#319 Posted: Tue, Jul 3 2007, 2:35 AM EST
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End this thread ???

NEVER !!

Not until all waffle infidels convert.

I declare a "PANCAKE JIHAD"

WHEEL,,,
jackconrad Offline
#320 Posted: Tue, Jul 3 2007, 4:38 AM EST
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KILL THE CAKEHEADS !
Cycleman Offline
#321 Posted: Tue, Jul 3 2007, 8:14 AM EST
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I am an infidel..........


and a friz-batierian...........


We believe that when you die, your soul goes up on top of the roof and you can't get it back down.....


Baawahahahaha!


And waffles are everywhere!!!!!!

Glorious....... I'm ready!
wheelrite Offline
#322 Posted: Tue, Jul 3 2007, 1:15 PM EST
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ALL WAFFLE INFIDELS will be dipped in Pancake syrup and left on Rosie ODonnell's door step....


ha ha ha.....

wheel..
defender of the cake...
Cycleman Offline
#323 Posted: Wed, Jul 4 2007, 4:38 AM EST
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I woke this morning dreaming of panpusscakes,,,,,

Threw away my waffle mix and iron..... and ran to the nearest I-Hop.......


Thenn..... thennnnn........


I WOKE UP from the nightmare..... shake'n and in a deep wet sweat..... It was horriable!


Praise God for waffles and the American Way,,,,,

On this crisp 4th of July morning.... I wish all patriots a wonderful day !!!! Go out into the world and enjoy your family!

Remember it is YOU that makes us strong and able to defend ourselfs from communism, tyrrany, and the horrid pan-puss-cake eaters or the world....

Gods speed!
wheelrite Offline
#324 Posted: Wed, Jul 4 2007, 4:48 AM EST
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^^^^^

happy birthday USA,

231 candles on your PANCAKES..


"give me pancakes or give me death"
Patrick Henry,Continental Congress breakfast,
July 4th 1776
jackconrad Offline
#325 Posted: Wed, Jul 4 2007, 5:51 AM EST
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I SPIT ON YOUR FLAPJACKS !
Cycleman Offline
#326 Posted: Thu, Jul 5 2007, 5:06 PM EST
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Jack, you are a true revolutionist..... I am proud to fight along side you.......


Tomorrow if the start of the Pan-PUSS-cake over throw....

I have stragized with some of the best waffle-commanders and Breakfast masters in the world and a bomb will have been launched tomorrow at aprox Zero Eight Hundren and Thirty hours..... The switch has been thrown.......


"Let's Play a Game...... Lets Play Thermo-Nuke-Lee-er-PanPussCakeKiller War........ "



pabloescabar Offline
#327 Posted: Thu, Jul 5 2007, 7:19 PM EST
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Jack is just dripping with butter and syrup.
jackconrad Offline
#328 Posted: Thu, Jul 5 2007, 8:13 PM EST
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CARY ON ,BRAVE SOLDIER !
Cycleman Offline
#329 Posted: Fri, Jul 6 2007, 2:31 AM EST
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Just the way you like him... hu Cuzz...
wheelrite Offline
#330 Posted: Fri, Jul 6 2007, 3:42 AM EST
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Capn Crunch is preparing the Royal Pancake Navy for a waffle blockade.


Never Surrender..

Wheel,,
Pancake Commander in Chief,,
Cycleman Offline
#331 Posted: Tue, Jul 10 2007, 2:24 AM EST
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I hear a faint whisle in the back-ground..... over TEXAS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

War is Hell.... pray for waffles.....
wheelrite Offline
#332 Posted: Tue, Jul 10 2007, 3:52 AM EST
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I just recieved a WAFFLE I.E.D. in the mail.
Thanks bro it is awsome.I just posted a photo of your cool gift.

wheelrite...
Cycleman Offline
#333 Posted: Fri, Jul 13 2007, 10:39 AM EST
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Sooo.... how is Luke doing?

Hopefully still to the dark side and ready to eat a healthy SEXY stack of Waffles!!!!!

Butter..... Yummy!
wheelrite Offline
#334 Posted: Fri, Jul 13 2007, 12:16 PM EST
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Ah Darth,

Luke is well !!!
Luke is in intense Pancke-Jedi Re-indoctrination,in atonement for his brief time on the DARK SIDE.

MAY THE PANCAKE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU...

WHEEL
BOTC....
Cycleman Offline
#335 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2007, 2:07 PM EST
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crap....

well.... go screew your sister or something....
wheelrite Offline
#336 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2007, 5:47 PM EST
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She's not really my sister.We just like to play house.

Then have sex..


wheel...
jackconrad Offline
#337 Posted: Sat, Jul 14 2007, 9:20 PM EST
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sYRUPY STUFF!
wheelrite Offline
#338 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2007, 4:48 AM EST
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Good sunday morning to all the faithful !!!


The griddle is smoking.
The butter is melting.
The syrup is driping.

The Pancakes beckon !!!


Can I get a witness !!!

Amen Amen Amen brother !!!

Wheel,,
Pancake Preacher,,,,
CBOB Offline
#339 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2007, 4:51 AM EST
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Sex and Pancakes Don't Mix --

A couple in Romania both visited the hospital after an experiment in sex and cooking went awry. The woman was giving her partner oral sex while he made pancakes. He spilled hot oil down her back, and she involuntarily bit down, which caused him to hit her with the frying pan. She was admitted with burns from the oil and a head injury from the pan. He underwent 4 hours of surgery to repair the damage her teeth had done to his ****. It was the second such incident reported in Romania in two years.
wheelrite Offline
#340 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2007, 4:55 AM EST
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Very good point.

I always Practice "SAFE PANCAKE SEX",,,


WHEEL,,,
CBOB Offline
#341 Posted: Sun, Jul 15 2007, 5:39 AM EST
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No Waffles clip --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfi10v7KPGg
wheelrite Offline
#342 Posted: Mon, Jul 23 2007, 3:18 AM EST
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Just checking in with the Troops.

All quiet on the battle lines.

I have spy info,that the Wafflers are planning a major assault.

Keep your guard up.


Long Live the Cake,,,


wheel,,,
Cycleman Offline
#343 Posted: Mon, Jul 23 2007, 3:55 AM EST
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After watching my first 2 seasons of the Saprano's....

I now know how the force works in wonderful ways.....

Pan-puss-cakes is a PERFECT name....

With **** being a traitor......... it is all making sense now!!



Waffles rule all.........









and taste good with sex too.....

wheelrite Offline
#344 Posted: Mon, Jul 23 2007, 4:03 AM EST
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As you may know,Tony eliminated ****.He dicovered he was a rat,and a closet WAFFLE WISE GUY....


Pancake Justice Prevails..


wheel..
Cycleman Offline
#345 Posted: Mon, Jul 23 2007, 5:01 AM EST
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Well... I didn't know that.....

Only in the middle of season 2......

But I know now..... damn it.....

YOU RAT!!! YOU DIRTY RAT!!!!!!!
jackconrad Offline
#346 Posted: Mon, Jul 23 2007, 5:25 AM EST
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I like to hang out at The BUTTER BING
Cycleman Offline
#347 Posted: Mon, Jul 23 2007, 5:31 AM EST
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Yep.... they have boobies and waffles....

No PussPancakes allowed..... guess that's why they bump off ****..... he likes pan-cakes.....

Whata ****....
wheelrite Offline
#348 Posted: Mon, Jul 23 2007, 10:34 AM EST
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Hey Cycleman,

Try some different Gentlemen's Club,cause the only Waffles you probably see are the dents on those skanky Waffle Addicted strpper's DROOPY BUTTS,AND DEFLATED TEATS...


WHEEL,,,,
Cycleman Offline
#349 Posted: Mon, Jul 23 2007, 10:43 AM EST
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Great.... NOW I'm horney.....

AND hungry....
wheelrite Offline
#350 Posted: Mon, Jul 23 2007, 10:58 AM EST
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You crack me up man,,,

wheel..
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