Hi everyone.
I just discovered a conspiracy of massive propotions.
Kelloggs .the evil genius' who invented the product that is destroying the American family.Yes,the EGGO TOASTER WAFFLE.I remember my dear mom rising early every morning to make us a healthy and nutritious breakfast.Now,with TOASTER WAFFLES these Pseudo-moms can sleep late,toss a frozen waffle in the toaster ,and have time to paint her face put on a suit,and go to work in corporate America.In doing so,she neglects her family,and takes a job from some deserving guy.
Lets take a stand,
"EAT MORE PANCAKES"
WHEEL...