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ZRX1200 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 2:01 AM EST
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Stripper tiitay glitter all over my face........



"I was coming home with some food for my kids, to my mobile park"




OMFG! Am I a sick bassturd for that sentence giving me wood?
kombat96 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 4:23 AM EST
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I think what Jamies title meant to say, i have drank to many beers tonite and i finally pulled into the male strip club,

Stripper tiitay glitter all over my face........

"I was coming home with some food for my kids, to my mobile park"

OMFG! Am I a sick bassturd for that sentence giving me wood?
Abrignac Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 8:04 AM EST
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DRUNK POSTING OUTRAGE!!!
05busa Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 8:08 AM EST
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Hopefully they werent making the food...who knows what would be in it
victor809 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 8:14 AM EST
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05busa wrote:
Hopefully they werent making the food...who knows what would be in it


Hmmm... I remember a sh%$tty dive strip-club off an interstate in PA... 4am.... I was helping the strippers make coffee so I could have another cup before heading on the way....

05busa Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 8:28 AM EST
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what u stir it with?
z6joker9 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 8:35 AM EST
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Moose munch and whiskey is a hell of a combination.
victor809 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 8:41 AM EST
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05busa wrote:
what u stir it with?


Well certainly not my d#ck! That coffee was hot!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 9:34 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Stripper tiitay glitter all over my face........



"I was coming home with some food for my kids, to my mobile park"




OMFG! Am I a sick bassturd for that sentence giving me wood?




Just tell the little lady that you're on "TEAM EDWARD" and you want to watch "Twilight" with her.


I usually get money or something for these little nuggets of , er..."wisdom"!
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 9:41 AM EST
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Oh my aching head....
05busa Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 9:42 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Well certainly not my d#ck! That coffee was hot!

Applause
Abrignac Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 9:43 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Oh my aching azz....



FIXED
05busa Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 1:07 PM EST
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Hehe
DrMaddVibe Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Oct 11 2012, 1:24 PM EST
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haha
Palama Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Feb 6 2024, 10:39 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Well certainly not my d#ck! That coffee was hot!


Shoulda been a candidate for 2012 POTY,
ZRX1200 Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Feb 6 2024, 11:07 PM EST
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Man am I glad I don’t get blitzed at the teet EEEEE bar anymore.
Abrignac Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Feb 6 2024, 11:15 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Hmmm... I remember a sh%$tty dive strip-club off an interstate in PA... 4am.... I was helping the strippers make coffee so I could have another cup before heading on the way....



Uhmmmm welllllll ughhhhh I think I know such a place.
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2024, 9:43 AM EST
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^Philly corral?
Its not in Philly, it's south of Pittsburgh
DrMaddVibe Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2024, 3:04 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Man am I glad I don’t get blitzed at the teet EEEEE bar anymore.


Still a frequent flyer though?
Mr. Jones Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2024, 8:34 PM EST
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O.P.

Drunk
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