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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2024, 10:32 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
Sarcasm

I'm in LIMBO POSTONG LAND
LOCKED OUT, NEW PHONE " too many redirects"

ANYHOW, a Chinese chess champion had his prize revoked recently
Due to....

CRAPPING IN HIS HOTEL SHOWER
(something drafterX does)
His hotel complained to the chess competition board and they revoked his first place championship award...
He said he was so excited to win that he got all liqoured up with many beers in his room after the competition...he got a bad urge and ran for the toilet in a drunk in stupor...he didn't make it to the toilet and crapped In the shower...
Google the story...the reasons for the prize revocation are hilarious!!
Lists like 4? Reasons, can't remember them verbatim
KingoftheCove Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2024, 12:10 PM EST
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,641
Ok Jonesie, that is just gross……………so I will pile on a bit.
My wife manages fire camps.
In most full sized camps (1,000+ fire fighters), and virtually all spike camps (smaller and more remote), the shower trailers are fed by huge water bladders, with grey water draining into similar bladders.
These bladders are filled by water trucks, and emptied by grey water trucks.

Well, a rather disgusting phenomena takes place amongst certain fire fighting crews, a practice affectionately known as “waffling”.
These aholes crap in the shower and then stomp the turd down through the “waffle” drain in the shower.
Now, the grey water truck is taking black water, yada yada……lots of problems, angry water tenders, angry camp managers, etc.
It’s a chit show…………so to speak…
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2024, 12:18 PM EST
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Posts: 60,626
To be fair though, DrafterX is a professional Andre the Giant impersonator who does weddings and Bar Vitzmahs. And as a homage to the great Andre, Drafter likes to recreate his famous dedication issues of not fitting on toilets.

Don’t be so judgy Jonsie.
tonygraz Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2024, 3:25 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,278
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta due and sometimes not where he wants to do it.Full of crap
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2024, 5:34 PM EST
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Posts: 4,180
Looks like the guy coulda “waffled” it. 😂
RayR Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2024, 6:07 PM EST
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 8,912
"anal beads" for cheatin' huh? Somebody has to explain to me how that works.Confused

Quote:
"Yan consumed alcohol with others in his room on the night of the 17th, and then he defecated in the bathtub of the room he was staying in on the 18th, in an act that damaged hotel property, violated public order and good morals, had a negative impact on the competition and the event of Xiangqi, and was of extremely bad character," the CXA said in a statement.

The organization then had to address allegations that Yan was cheating during the tournament with the use of anal beads. The AFP reported rumors, which spread across the Chinese social media site Weibo, of Yan using anal beads with wireless transmitters to help him in the contests.

"Based on our understanding of the situation, it is currently impossible to prove that Yan engaged in cheating via ‘anal beads’ as speculated on social media," the organization said."

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/chinese-chess-champion-stripped-title-unsavory-allegations-arise
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2024, 6:16 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
DrafterX prefers jamies right hand index finger
prostate massages when he cheats at chess...he drives with his left hand...
He learned from adroomi.
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2024, 8:58 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
Thanks rayR
Those are the exact four Chinese to English / oddly worded reasons ( & that lack easy translation)
Ease of verbiage and tenses...they are hilarious 😂😃😄😁🤣
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2024, 3:57 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,626
You would do well to have DrafterX’s chest rug available if your heating oil mysteriously disappeared. Better trim and file, and don’t slack the cuticles presentation is important when making a first impression.
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