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Magwitch Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 4:25 PM EST
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Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 4:31 PM EST
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How's the big ****** and nut juice treating your pallet?

I'm watching a movie, then I'm going to Home Depot to pick up my girlfriend.
tonyt722 Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 4:43 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
How's the big ****** and nut juice treating your pallet?

I'm watching a movie, then I'm going to Home Depot to pick up my girlfriend.

Don't forget to shit on the toilet for good luck
rfenst Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 4:52 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
How's the big ****** and nut juice treating your pallet?

I'm watching a movie, then I'm going to Home Depot to pick up my girlfriend.


Thats's a very witty and funny comment.
rfenst Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 4:57 PM EST
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Magwitch wrote:
Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?


I have nothing to do and like it. So, I am laying in bed and watching tv.

What casino do you go to?
Magwitch Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 4:57 PM EST
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I like you ZRX. You have an open invitation to come to my house and enjoy coitus with my paralyzed sister.
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 4:57 PM EST
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Sometimes you have to play to the given audience counselor.
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 5:02 PM EST
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Magwitch if I liked that I woulda stayed married to my ex. But thank you just the same.

Maybe I'll bring over some boxed wine and a few Oscuro cigars for you and I to enjoy.
rfenst Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 5:18 PM EST
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Clean out your inbox.
rwilly Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 5:21 PM EST
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Lol @ Z!
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 5:34 PM EST
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Cleaned out good sir.
m j toal Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 7:51 PM EST
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Magwitch wrote:
Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?


Remember when taking a shower to clean your butt first then your feet.


Better to get a little shlt on your feet than get athletes azzhole.








Mike Hunt
critter2 Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 8:48 PM EST
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don't stop, please don't stop. haven't laughed this much in weeks
lou2row Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 9:01 PM EST
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critter2 wrote:
don't stop, please don't stop. haven't laughed this much in weeks


Been awhile since you stood naked in front of a mirror, huh?
nickatnite Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 9:10 PM EST
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tonyt722 wrote:
Don't forget to shit on the toilet for good luck



OH SHIZZ!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!LOL LOL LOL
nickatnite Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Aug 27 2011, 9:16 PM EST
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Magwitch wrote:
Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?



You didn't mention if the escort was going to be male or female, since you're familiar with "brotherly love", as you so stated yourself in a previous post.
sd72 Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Nov 29 2012, 11:27 PM EST
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Taps86 Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Aug 4 2013, 9:44 PM EST
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This **** is priceless
Palama Offline
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