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IVANA...foUnD aT dA' boTTom oF dA' staIRcase ...with the candlestick & colonel mustarDs
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Mr. Jones
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Thu, Jul 14 2022, 11:02 PM EST
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I'm not DRINKING.....
Bwuhahahaha!!!
She musta' divulged where the "********" are "********"....
Or asked for an alimony increase....???
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Thu, Jul 14 2022, 11:11 PM EST
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Ivana looked really hot until she hit 45-50....
Then it was all down hill...
Big-time...
She married some weird guy 25 yrs ago?
Her nose gained 5 lbs and took a turn to the right...her jowls doubled but she did spawn Donald Jr. , IVANKA and Eric the great...
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Fri, Jul 15 2022, 9:22 AM EST
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I have seen the pictures of her and Trump in their "heyday." She was nothing special, IMO.
How long until the present wife files for divorce?
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Fri, Jul 15 2022, 11:05 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
How long until the present wife files for divorce?
She's waiting for me to leave my wife... I told her it might be awhile....
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Fri, Jul 15 2022, 11:37 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
She's waiting for me to leave my wife... I told her it might be awhile....
Not to spoil things, but she's WAY too hot for you (and me). She'll have a chit-ton of $$$, but what would yo' momma say?
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Fri, Jul 15 2022, 11:49 AM EST
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She'd say, 'That ain't da way to have fun, son.. that ain't da way to have fun'...
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Sat, Jul 16 2022, 6:15 PM EST
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Three dog night's.....
Dat' der' is...
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Sat, Jul 16 2022, 6:16 PM EST
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Marla Maples was WAY HOTTER THAN INVANA OR THAT ALIEN UKRAINIAN WENCH HE'S MARRIED TO NOW...
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he's married to a tranny.
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Mon, Jul 18 2022, 6:36 PM EST
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Frank????
The last time Joan rivers said that about a "first lady" on entertainment tonight ...no less ...
She ENDED UP D.E.A.D.
ON A ROUTINE ENDOSCOPY? OR COLONOSCOPY?
FRANK...CANCEL ALL UP COMING "SCOPY-"IES DUDE
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frankj1 wrote:
he's married to a tranny.
Not for long if SCOTUS has their way. All hail ex president Tang and satan of course.
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Tue, Jul 19 2022, 6:19 PM EST
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Major Boobage wrote:
Not for long if SCOTUS has their way. All hail ex president Tang and satan of course.
Jesus Ben............now we have to deal with your bullschit in two personalities.
Give us a break dude
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Jesus Ben............now we have to deal with your bullschit in two personalities.
Give us a break dude
IKR!!!
I LIKE THE NEW GUY TOO!!!!
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Tue, Jul 19 2022, 9:57 PM EST
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Who is major boobage?
Ben ?
Ben who?
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I am Ben.
Whoever that is.
Because people think they are smarter than they are.
And they need to believe that.
Don’t ruin the fairy tail in their heads.
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And it is not boob age….. it’s boob aj. Vive le France.
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Jesus Ben............now we have to deal with your bullschit in two personalities.
Give us a break dude
The fact you figured out I am Ben is a direct reflection of your intelligence. Nice job jughead.
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Major Boobage wrote:
I am Ben.
Whoever that is.
Because people think they are smarter than they are.
And they need to believe that.
Don’t ruin the fairy tail in their heads.
Awesome!!!
And I like boobs!!!
I've always been of the opinion that fairy tales needed more boobs.
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Quit talking to me. It makes me feel creepy since I am you.
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I've often been accused of talking to myself.
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No you haven’t
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You're right.. I should know that.
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I do know that
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I've had a day to think about it, and have determined that you don't know sh*t.
Damn I'm wise.
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I starting to think that BGZ and Boobage are the same person and are talking to themselves.
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If WB doesn't like boobage - he must be OK. I have no idea what Rayray said and don't really care.
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Ray is like a genius
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I don't know, he don't seem to like boobs.
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Major Boobage wrote:
Ray is like a genius
You mean that the fool is the twin of the wise?
that’s deep…
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Major Boobage wrote:
Ray is like a genius
Damn right...and tonygraz is a boobus.
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RayR wrote:
Damn right...and tonygraz is a boobus.
What qualifies for genius in Trump circles these days ... 102... 103?
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bgz wrote:
What qualifies for genius in Trump circles these days ... 102... 103?
Don't know, I'm not in Trump circles you TDS infected boobus!
Whatever, it is, it's gotta be a whole bunch better than what's in Biden circles.
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RayR wrote:
Don't know, I'm not in Trump circles you TDS infected boobus!
Whatever, it is, it's gotta be a whole bunch better than what's in Biden circles.
You're giving Trumpers a lot of credit... maybe AOC and Bernie circles are close... maybe...
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Shut up Ben
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Major Boobage wrote:
Shut up Ben
No, you shut up... Ben?
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bgz wrote:
No, you shut up... Ben?
That's no way to talk to a lady.
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Brewha wrote:
That's no way to talk to a lady.
Don't talk to my ugly half like that!
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Hey, at least she has a rack.
Wonder if Drafter has seen them....
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Well... Your alter ego tends to be opposite of you... So I'm guessing it's gay...
So yeah, Drafter probably saw it's boobs.
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Drafter sucked my balls once.
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Wed, Jul 27 2022, 7:23 PM EST
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He told me...
That he ATE YOUR BALLS...
SAUTEED IN RED WINE AND A SIDE OF FAUVE' BEANS
along with yo' brains like RAY LIOTTA IN the "silence of the lambs II"
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