It's okay. the extra flames scattered the angry mob more quickly.
So I've sorted through an extremely generous box of holiday goodies. Santa did some incredible work. And here I thought for sure I was on the naughty list this year.
For your viewin' pleasure: https://imgur.com/a/N98Q2d6
For the eatin'
Dreamland BBQ Sauce - always up for a new sauce
For the drinkin'
Southern Prohibition Suzy B blond ale
Trimtab Brewing Cake Therapy imperial stout x2
Oyster City Hooter Brown brown ale
Yellow Hammer Tobacco Road amber ale (perfect name for a cigar based secret Santa)
For the serious drinkin'
Santo Fina Blanco Tequila
Apparently a collaboration between Sammy Hagar and Guy Fieri (not a duo I'd ever imagined). Hadn't heard about it prior, but it's mas tequila now and shall be enjoyed.
For the carryin'
A nice 15 count travel humidor
For the smokin'
Toast Across America 2019 / Opus X Shark & DC Julius Shark - nh either of these
LP T52 - double corona x2 - great smoke
A Flores AFR-75 Edicion Limitada - churchill - nh
Big black thick mystery smoke - not sure. Little help here Santa?
Diesel Rage - toro x2 - nh this vitola but enjoy some Diesels
Eiroa Dark - robusto x2 - had but hellz to the yeah I'll take some more
Davidoff Nicaragua - robusto tubo x2 - nh
AF Don Carlos - #4 x2 - had and enjoyed
LFD Double Ligero - Chisel x2 - haven't had this size yet, but do have one waiting patiently
Padron 1926 - No 9 - had and loved
Padron 85th Anniversary - No 85 - nh but may or may not have drooled over one or two taunting me from behind the glass
Bucanero El Capitan Maduro - toro - nh nor heard of before. Intrigue is rising
Macanudo Inspirado Orange - toro - had but been meaning to try another
Diesel Unlimited Maduro (purty sure) - d.5, maybe d.6 - it's a big'un - don't think I've had this size
Diesel Unlimited - d.x - nh this viola
For the remodelin'
4" plastic mud knife (for the love of God, don't tell Mrs. Beach. I need a break)
some wall hanging odds and ends
For the appreciatin'
Awesome bombing, sir! So many smokes, brews, and liquor I'm looking forward to trying. Not to mention several smokes I'm excited to give another go. I foresee a thoroughly relaxing, and possibly a wee bit drunken, holiday ahead season ahead of me thanks to you. It's all much more than this man of simple taste and cheap wallet deserve.
For the guessin'
Now the screws and other bits threw me off, but the mud knife brought some sense back into the equation. If it was me, when I pull old screws and other wall hanging items out, I prefer to patch with drywall mud. Some though, might want to go with good old fashioned spackling paste. I'm calling out Madspackler as my Secret Santa. Thank you kindly, Eric. While the length of this post may not show it, I'm speechless.