I'll bet this rock is the butt of a lot of jokes.
They definitely crack a lot of jokes about it.
It's probably so unpopular it can't keep a job and is always in ar-rears with the bills -- you know, behind ?
They just don't realize how much his personality rocks.
They take him for granite.
Even the ladies are stone cold when it comes to his advances.
What on Earth is he gonna do?