KingoftheCove wrote:Oh gawd..........now you’re gonna get a ton of PMs from JadeRose.
He’ll want tips and pointers, and most of all...............................stories.
TIP 1: Make sure your fingernails are trimmed up real good. Don't want to be giving new meaning to the word "Hangnail".
TIP 2: Only pick your nose AFTER you wash and use hand sanitizer.
TIP 3: Do not ever bite your fingernails.
Last TIPS Just for FunBonus Tip: If a guy asks you "Please make sure to not lose your college ring" prior to inspecting his anus, lean in real close and whisper in his ear just before the insertion of the distal phalange "I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE"
Bonus Tip 2" Afterwords, walk up to the surgeon or the circulating nurse, hold out your hand real close to their face and say "Smell My Finger" Only do this tip if you plan on retiring that day.