America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!
Toll Free: 1-800-830-4590 |
Register Now
|
Sign In
|
Contact Us
|
Help
Search
Home
All Auctions
Cigar Brands
Auction Categories
My Lots
Bid History
Community Forums
Cigar Discussion
Trades
PicPosts: Cigar Related
PicPosts: Everything Else
General Discussion
Politics
Sign In
To post in the forums.
Free Fall
Auctions
Specials
Auctions
QuickBuy
Auctions
Newly Added
Auctions
Ending Soon
Auctions
Welcome Guest
Forum Terms & Conditions
|
My Topics
ERROR
CigarBid Forums
Picture Posts
Cigar Related
Confucius Say...
Last post 5 years ago by
xibbumbero
. 11 replies replies.
Confucius Say...
Topic Tools
Display
|
Sign In
Jump to Bottom
|
Previous Topic
|
Next Topic
Phil222
User Profile
#1
Posted:
Wed, Dec 19 2018, 1:27 PM EST
Add this topic as a favorite
Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,911
"baby conceived on backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless…" -actually think Redd Foxx said that.
Confucius also say, "ashtray always look bigger in seller photo..." Bought this one recently.
NWStogie
User Profile
#2
Posted:
Wed, Dec 19 2018, 3:52 PM EST
Add this topic as a favorite
Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 07-25-2016
Posts: 736
Nice ash, buddy.
My favorites from growing up:
“Man who stand in front of running car get tired.”
“Man who stand behind running car get exhausted.”
“Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly fingers.”
Phil222
User Profile
#3
Posted:
Wed, Dec 19 2018, 4:23 PM EST
Add this topic as a favorite
Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,911
Haha! And yeah...not very purdy but that ash didn't wanna let go till I took the band off.
xibbumbero
User Profile
#4
Posted:
Thu, Dec 27 2018, 11:30 PM EST
Add this topic as a favorite
Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
Confucius say: Man hurrying thru airport turnstile going to Bangkok.
Confucius say: Balloon and virgin, same,one prick...all gone.
Confucius say: Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot,not sanitary. X
Speyside
User Profile
#5
Posted:
Fri, Dec 28 2018, 4:34 PM EST
Add this topic as a favorite
Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Might be small, but it looks nice. My guess is that it actually is a cigarette ashtray.
Whistlebritches
User Profile
#6
Posted:
Fri, Dec 28 2018, 4:46 PM EST
Add this topic as a favorite
Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
Man who streak in front of dragon get roasted weenie.
Phil222
User Profile
#7
Posted:
Fri, Dec 28 2018, 5:05 PM EST
Add this topic as a favorite
Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,911
Speyside wrote:
Might be small, but it looks nice. My guess is that it actually is a cigarette ashtray.
I think you’re correct. It has now been repurposed as a petit-corona ashtray.
Mrs. dpnewell
User Profile
#8
Posted:
Sat, Dec 29 2018, 12:49 PM EST
Add this topic as a favorite
Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 08-23-2014
Posts: 1,373
Since I'm self-identifying today as a young Chinese women, I find many of these posts offensive, racist and full of micro aggressions. I will now go to my safe place until the guilty parties apologize and pay retributions.
David, er, I mean Jinghua
borndead1
User Profile
#9
Posted:
Sat, Dec 29 2018, 2:26 PM EST
Add this topic as a favorite
Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 11-07-2006
Posts: 5,216
Man who lay woman in berry patch has ass in jam.
Man who jack off in cash register come into money.
Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
Man who lay woman in back of car has hot rod.
RMAN4443
User Profile
#10
Posted:
Sat, Dec 29 2018, 2:48 PM EST
Add this topic as a favorite
Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth but next to it....
......Man who stand on toilet, high on pot....
xibbumbero
User Profile
#11
Posted:
Mon, Dec 31 2018, 6:28 PM EST
Add this topic as a favorite
Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
Confucius say: Unwise man climb ladder to get cherry. Wise man spread limbs. X
Users browsing this topic
Guest
Back to Top
CigarBid Forums
Picture Posts
Cigar Related
Confucius Say...
Enable Email Subscription
Print this topic
RSS Feed
Normal
Classic CigarBid