I searched all over the internet for any cigar related humor that might be suitable to post to this board. I found a few Lewinsky related posts but figured they were a bit too colorful for this board. Fortunately I stumbled across this old outtake from the "You bet your life" show. An exchange between the host (Groucho Marx) and a contestant (a woman) went something like this:
Groucho: So I understand you have *10* children?
Woman: I *love* my husband!
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out once in a while.
Anyone else heard a good cigar joke lately?