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Bat Man
Joker: "This town needs an enema"

Pulp Fiction
Jules: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger.

"If we are going to die anyway, I'd rather die fighting." "Come for me Gmork. I AM ATREYU!"

"Son, we live in a world that has walls... and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
[makes sputtering motorboat noise]
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
[starts walking away]
Jeremy Grey: Team player!

Here are a few form Sheriff J.W. Pepper from Live and Let Die


Toby, Toby I got me a regular Ben Hur down here doing 95 minimum.


By the powers invested in me by this parrish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within...and that means you smartass.


You got a set of wheels that just won't quit boy, if there's yours that is. Spin around boy. Ten fingers on the fender. Legs apart. I'm sure this ain't exactly your debut at this sort of thing. You picked the wrong parrish to haul ass through boy! Nobody cuts and runs on Sherrif JW Pepper and it's him speaking that by the by.


From the Outlaw Josey Wales

"There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." ~ Fletcher

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet." ~ Lone Watie


From Caddyshack

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff." ~ Carl Spackler


"A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." ~ Carl Spackler

From Blues Brothers:

"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline." ~ Donald Duck Dunn

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." ~ Elwood

Hold your friends close, and your enemies closer.

You eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

He he ... why?


Tommy boy

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf&cker, say what one more godd@mn time!

i forgot about that movie

fat guy in a little coat is classic

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get.

" It comes down to a simple choice, get busy living or get busy dying."

Shawshank Redemption

"Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning."


Heartbreak Ridge

Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the ****. That's my policy.

The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

The Mayor: He's got a point.

Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...


LOL!

"Spiderpig, spiderpig. Does whatever a spiderpig can. Can he shoot, out a web? No he can't, he's a pig."
-Citizen Kane

Yippee ki yah mother ****...


-Die Hard

Don't remember spider pig in citizen Kane.

"Until, finally I threw down my enemy, and smote his ruin upon the mountainside."

"Ok then..." - Raising Arizona

You been touched by the fist of God, son. - Goon

Be cool. You, be cool. - From Dusk till Dawn

Did you see the size of that chicken?!!? - Young Guns

Paging Mister Herman, mister Herman

'Do these balloons come in funny shapes?"

"No....not unless round is funny"

"It's just a flesh wound."


"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. "


Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.



"I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king? "



- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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