Yeah, you...you heard me. You're all a bunch of cheapskates. I recently visited a different board of similar subject matter. Upon arrival, many of the existing clan offered freebie smokes for my enjoyment. But when I hopped on board here a couple of months ago did I get any offers? NOOOOO! Instead I got treated like a rookie puffer, and no one even snickered at my feeble attempts at wit. Shame on all of you... If you'd like to make restitution, I am currently accepting donations of Padron Aniv, Opus X, and any real Habanos. Ashton VSG would be OK, too, if you have nothing better. But don't think that this will make me like all of you. I'm not that easy... You can send all donations to: 1313 Cheapbastard Rd / Ihavenopride, Iowa 99999. As Bob Marley once said: "Stir it up..."