A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk,
they connect, they end up leaving together.
They go back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that his
bedroom is completely packed with
sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the
way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a
shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears
on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a
collection of teddy bears, especially one that's
so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and actually is quite
impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side!
She turns to him, invitingly...they kiss...and
then they rip each other's clothes off and make
hot steamy love.
After she has this intense night of passion with
this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together
in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and
asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?"
The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize
from the bottom shelf."
