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Last post 19 years ago by Charlie. 5 replies replies.
I can't help but think of Kerry...
chipslave Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2003
Posts: 3,145
as the kid with the special helmet on so he doesn't hurt himself...

Discuss...
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
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i'd be delighted to, but i'm not sure i understand your metaphor.
Gene363 Online
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,885
Implying Kerry rode the short bus to school.
bloody spaniard Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
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Rick, Chip may be inferring that they were both rich, spoiled kids EXCEPT:

1. One probably ripped his pants crawling out the window so that he could meet up with his buddies and they could pick on a nerd, while the other was the nerd.

2. One busted his teeth playing rugby, while the other had his man make him sandwiches at the polo game.

3. One smoked/drank/dated his way through adolescence, while the other read books and masturbated furiously in his cabana overlooking the beauties by the pool.

4. One fulfilled his education and military obligation at home thanks to his dad, the other was also aided by daddy in his education BUT had the foresight to develop a game plan for his political future which involved volunteering for a short tour in a hostile land.

5. Both had pampered lives of mediocrity. One as a failed businessman who became our President, the other as a professional bureucrat of no real renown except that he gives "pretty" speeches & is a quick- thinking debater.

Yeah, Chip, I could see little Lord Fauntleroy Kerry in his knickers and matching helmet, while Master Bushie lit farts and practiced hitting nails with his forehead. LOL

blood

bassdude Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2004
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Blood, you disappoint me. Kerry joined the reserves hoping that he would never see combat. I'll bet he **** himself when his unit was called up. He definitely had a plan to get home quick and with plenty of re-enacted video tape.

I also do not think what Chip infered has anything to do with rich or spoiled but Kerry as a moron that must keep his melon protected cause he is not smart enough to protect it like normal folks. You know like the kid who had his friend hit him in the head with a skate board. Usually the same kid that eats glue and checks out his boogers.
Charlie Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
The Great Hero....

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