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RICKAMAVEN
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#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
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Yo Rick:

Sorry to hear that your leaving C-Bids forum. Wish you the best in life.

JonR
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#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
yo JonR

what, and give up show business. (old joke)
eleltea Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
Rick, you mean the one about the guy who worked at the circus giving enemas to elephants or the other one?
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#4 Posted:
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eleltea

of course.
bloody spaniard Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
Speaking of circus jobs:

"A guy is walking through the zoo one day when he realizes he is late for an appointment. Noticing that he has forgotten his watch, he starts asking people the time. No one answers him.
Then he notices a zoo keeper in the elephant enclosure. He asks the zoo keeper what the time is.
The zoo keeper looks around and then sticks his hand in between the elephants legs and starts fondling its balls. He does this for about 30 seconds, turns to the man and says "It's about three".
The man is amazed. "How did you know that?" he asked the zoo keeper.
"I just looked at the clock behind you."

Anonymous
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#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Only 36 more days too GWs reelection. What will you have to talk about after GW is reelected as you are so stesdfast in your ways. You remind me about a story of little six year old boy pulling a train, it goes like this:

Little siix year old Ricky was pulling his train ( an engine, two passenger cars, and a caboose) by a string,
he stopped by the leg of a chair in the parlor and looked down and said, " all those getting the f**k on get the f**k on, all those getting the f**k off get the f**k off". He then went into the dinning room and stopped by the leg of a chair and looked down and said, " all those getting the f**k on get the f**k on, all those getting the f**k off get the f**k off". He then went into the kitchen where his mom was sitting at the table peeling potatoes and stopped by the chair his mom was sitting on and looked down and said, " all those getting the f**k on get the f**k on, all those getting the f**k off get the f**k off". His mom grabbed little Ricky by the shirt and slapped him across the face and said, "I'll have none of that in my home". Little Ricky looked up at his mom, tears streaming down his cheeks and said, " That's it f**k around lady, I'm already fifteen minutes behind schedule".

JonR
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