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HockeyDad Offline
#451 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 9:06 AM EST
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I got a voicemail from an unknown caller. This is the translation:

“ Oh my God Pink He is shipping the jungle , pool , jack Yeah , are you Talking and you should try Julia gal saw that whole FT Who teach you and she may be Julian Julian , so now are you cool ? I say jungle should show you Eat your onion they don't go diet shift . I'm gonna try and tell she later and she said that they should eat and **** she jungle that she died . So don't decide you got bull**** condensed you got yoga , sushi , seafood , ninja , say , seafood ninja…”
BuckyB93 Offline
#452 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 9:56 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
A faucet wrench and metal cutting reciprocating saw blades did the trick.

A few months ago I replaced the kitchen faucet because I didn't like the other one. I like those that are kinda goose neck thingies with a pull down sprayer. I don't remember what brand I bought but it's something like this.

http://tinyurl.com/2p97cnu2

After removing the previous faucet and sprayer (pain in the ass getting at the nuts), the only tools I needed to install the new one was my hands and a small adjustable wrench to tighten down the nuts for the hot and cold water lines. Four months later and I have no complaints.
BuckyB93 Offline
#453 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 10:03 AM EST
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Gray day here in north central MA weather wise. Cloudy with rain and drizzle throughout the day. Low 40's and high 30's. On the menu is doing some laundry, some cooking and likely mix in a nap along the way.
8trackdisco Offline
#454 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 10:06 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
I got a voicemail from an unknown caller. This is the translation:

“ Oh my God Pink He is shipping the jungle , pool , jack Yeah , are you Talking and you should try Julia gal saw that whole FT Who teach you and she may be Julian Julian , so now are you cool ? I say jungle should show you Eat your onion they don't go diet shift . I'm gonna try and tell she later and she said that they should eat and **** she jungle that she died . So don't decide you got bull**** condensed you got yoga , sushi , seafood , ninja , say , seafood ninja…”


How did mR. JoNEs get your number?
BuckyB93 Offline
#455 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 10:26 AM EST
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^

That was my initial thought.
Ram27 Offline
#456 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 10:29 AM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
I got a voicemail from an unknown caller. This is the translation:

“ Oh my God Pink He is shipping the jungle , pool , jack Yeah , are you Talking and you should try Julia gal saw that whole FT Who teach you and she may be Julian Julian , so now are you cool ? I say jungle should show you Eat your onion they don't go diet shift . I'm gonna try and tell she later and she said that they should eat and **** she jungle that she died . So don't decide you got bull**** condensed you got yoga , sushi , seafood , ninja , say , seafood ninja…”


How did mR. JoNEs get your number?



LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL



HockeyDad Offline
#457 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 12:28 PM EST
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So I listened to it and it was in Chinese. (My phone’s area code is in Silicon Valley and is an area that is 1/3 Asian so I get spam calls at all hours in foreign languages.)
dkeage Offline
#458 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 12:34 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
So I listened to it and it was in Chinese. (My phone’s area code is in Silicon Valley and is an area that is 1/3 Asian so I get spam calls at all hours in foreign languages.)



Hell, Sugar Land is 1/3 Asian
danmdevries Offline
#459 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 1:05 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
How did mR. JoNEs get your number?



jester
Gene363 Offline
#460 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 5:20 PM EST
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Good Saturday Afternoon to All! Spent last night in the ER with my wife, a lower GI bleed. Doctors are keeping her in for observation of her, especially her hemoglobin levels (Good so far.), until tomorrow. Got three hours sleep, coffee and food, headed back this evening.

Rage Warning On:

Wife is type II diabetic and uses Trulicity. She was prescribed Ozempic, but it was in such short supply her Doc changed her to Truliciy. Apparently lazy FAT Fucks are now demanding Trulicity because other FAT Fucks caused shortages of Ozempic. Meanwhile people that need the drug for diabetes are getting told they are sold out.

Oh, and the Trulicity would cost us $400 on our prescription supplement, will cost three time more for the first dose in 2024. Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

I'm a lazy FAT Fuck too, but I know better than to think drugs are a good way to lose weight. Hell crack is a cheaper and probably more effective alternative for losing weight.

Rage Warning off:
HockeyDad Offline
#461 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 5:39 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
Hell, Sugar Land is 1/3 Asian


That’s why I like it! I got three Asian grocery stores. My city in California was 48% Asian.
dkeage Offline
#462 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 5:44 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
That’s why I like it! I got three Asian grocery stores. My city in California was 48% Asian.

Don’t get me started on PaTelfair…..


Sarcasm
Ram27 Offline
#463 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 5:51 PM EST
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Wishing Mrs Gene speedy recovery.

I also take Trulicity, cost around $160 a month for my prescription.

Agree with you on the jerk basturds taking medication not needed just to lose weight. Seems like it is very much being used for this now days. SAME d'oh!
danmdevries Offline
#464 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 6:12 PM EST
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Ram n Gene, there's several chitty doctors I work with who advertise having those drugs in stock in office and one of them was complaining that he couldn't buy enough to resell because "other doctors are overprescribing it" I told him yeah, like you... you have a sign in front of your office saying "We have Ozempic for weight loss". He said no, he's one of the pioneers of using it for weight loss so he should get priority... Scummy fvck.
Ram27 Offline
#465 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 6:17 PM EST
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Scummy fvck is right. Brick wall
Gene363 Offline
#466 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 7:03 PM EST
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Thanks Ram and Dan.

Sorry for the rant, three hours of sleep and all. Confused

I did hear these drugs cause muscle loss as much as fat loss. fog
MACS Offline
#467 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 7:48 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
That’s why I like it! I got three Asian grocery stores. My city in California was 48% Asian.


Low crime rates, too... just saying.
Gene363 Offline
#468 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 8:04 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Low crime rates, too... just saying.

[h][/]

Lower riot damage coverage too, so I’ve heard. Whistle
8trackdisco Offline
#469 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 8:34 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:

Rage Warning On:

Wife is type II diabetic and uses Trulicity. She was prescribed Ozempic, but it was in such short supply her Doc changed her to Truliciy. Apparently lazy FAT Fucks are now demanding Trulicity because other FAT Fucks caused shortages of Ozempic. Meanwhile people that need the drug for diabetes are getting told they are sold out.

Oh, and the Trulicity would cost us $400 on our prescription supplement, will cost three time more for the first dose in 2024. Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

I'm a lazy FAT Fuck too, but I know better than to think drugs are a good way to lose weight. Hell crack is a cheaper and probably more effective alternative for losing weight.

Rage Warning off:


Its partially Fatties. Oprah and her Swifty-like following are seeing her winning the 1st of her 317th battles with fatness. So there is a chunk of people rushing to the front of the line.

The other group is worse.

My wife was waiting for a RX at the pharmacy. The waiting area within earshot of others getting their scripts. Two of the three scripts picked up were for Ozempic. Both of the women picking them up were well dressed, 30-40 year old women and neither of them were remotely heavy.

It's the new vanity drug for rich white women who want results now and don't want to put in the work (or spend the time and money on expensive workout outfits and makeup before they go to the gym).

She (my wife) asked the pharmacist if Ozempic was this popular or is she seeing an anomoly.

Pharmacist said it was easily the most popular drug, with a high percent of girls & women of all shapes and sizes. Many of them under 25, not covered by insurance and just putting them on their credit cards.

Mindblowing.
Gene363 Offline
#470 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 9:50 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Its partially Fatties. Oprah and her Swifty-like following are seeing her winning the 1st of her 317th battles with fatness. So there is a chunk of people rushing to the front of the line.

The other group is worse.

My wife was waiting for a RX at the pharmacy. The waiting area within earshot of others getting their scripts. Two of the three scripts picked up were for Ozempic. Both of the women picking them up were well dressed, 30-40 year old women and neither of them were remotely heavy.

It's the new vanity drug for rich white women who want results now and don't want to put in the work (or spend the time and money on expensive workout outfits and makeup before they go to the gym).

She (my wife) asked the pharmacist if Ozempic was this popular or is she seeing an anomoly.

Pharmacist said it was easily the most popular drug, with a high percent of girls & women of all shapes and sizes. Many of them under 25, not covered by insurance and just putting them on their credit cards.

Mindblowing.


For sure, I do recall women not wanting to quit smoking for fear of weight gain. Brick wall
HockeyDad Offline
#471 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2023, 9:51 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Low crime rates, too... just saying.


Zero crime. If a grocery cart rolled into a parked car there would be three cop cars and a chopper.
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#472 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 12:26 AM EST
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The family went out to dinner tonight at a little Italian place I love. Usually, eating out with a 6 and 4 1/2 year old is pretty miserable and non- relaxing, but this time the 6 year old was a total treat and the 4 year old was happy to eat fresh rosemary bread and cheese. The 6 year old was totally into being a grown up with her napkin in her lap, tried new and different foods like octopus, and ate (and loved) other stuff instead of her usual complaining. The food was amazing, the kids were amazing, the service was amazing. Such a rare treat, I am still in awe. That may have been the first relaxing and enjoyable meal out with the kids. Hallelujah.
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#473 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 12:30 AM EST
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Gene, I hope the wife is doing better. No fun being stuck in the hospital but I hope they can get her squared away and back home soon.
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#474 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 6:17 AM EST
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Sunday Sunday Sunday

Back to work. ..for one night. Then off till Thursday. At least it's time n a half.
Ram27 Offline
#475 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 6:47 AM EST
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Happy Sunday & Happy New Years Eve. Applause Beer Beer Applause
Ram27 Offline
#476 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 7:06 AM EST
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Today is 12/31/23 1 2 3 1 2 3 RollEyes
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#477 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 8:27 AM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Today is 12/31/23 1 2 3 1 2 3 RollEyes



Mornin Ya'll.... Yes it is Ram!!!

Letz all dance it into the New Year!!! Herfing

https://youtu.be/JxpmbEATBH0?si=QKRVq2tVrPLl5JHk
MACS Offline
#478 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 8:29 AM EST
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I wanna party like it's 1999... when gas was $1 a gallon and my arteries were clog free.
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#479 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 8:48 AM EST
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My buddy and I went fishing yesterday. Found a sweet little spot near Elmer’s Island accessible by car. Fished off the bank and caught reds, specks and sheepsheads. Afterwards found a nice little hole in the wall seafood restaurant in Grand Isle. Had a most excellent seafood platter with fried oysters, shrimp, catfish, soft shell crab and stuffed crab. Opted for the homemade onion rings instead of the fries. Had a few Silver Bullets served in Mason Jars.

Shawn we need to make plans to go one of these days. I’ve got a dear old girlfriend who has a few Airbnb’s down here. She graciously put us up for the night. All she asked is that we leave $40 for the cleaning lady.
Ram27 Offline
#480 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 10:57 AM EST
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Let's WRAP THIS 500 UP !!!!!!!!!!Anxious
MACS Offline
#481 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 10:59 AM EST
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I gotta get my heart right, first.
Gene363 Offline
#482 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 11:18 AM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Gene, I hope the wife is doing better. No fun being stuck in the hospital but I hope they can get her squared away and back home soon.


Fingers crossed for later today, thank you very much.
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#483 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 11:47 AM EST
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Cardinals visiting the Tush Pushers today. Be very afraid Ram!

Well, for 5 minutes anyway.
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#484 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 11:50 AM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Fingers crossed for later today, thank you very much.


Finger crossed as well Gene!
Ram27 Offline
#485 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 11:50 AM EST
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Truth be told DED,way the Eagles 🦅 have been playing anything could happen.Think
MACS Offline
#486 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 2:23 PM EST
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I got Carolina at Jax. Bore-fest. Bryce Young is too small to be an NFL QB. How CJ Beathard is still in the NFL... I dunno. He ain't good.

Only game I get early because it's a home game.
Abrignac Online
#487 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 2:45 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I gotta get my heart right, first.


Definitely. Fish will still be here.
Ram27 Offline
#488 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 3:16 PM EST
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What did I tell you DED, OY VEY d'oh!
Gene363 Offline
#489 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 3:36 PM EST
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Happy New Year's eve to All!

I just got my wife home form the hospital.
dkeage Offline
#490 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 3:43 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Happy New Year's eve to All!

I just got my wife home form the hospital.

Beer Applause
MACS Offline
#491 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 3:43 PM EST
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Great News, Gene!
MACS Offline
#492 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 3:45 PM EST
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I don't remember if the fireworks were crazy last year... but I do know puppy dog don't like 'em.
Ram27 Offline
#493 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 3:46 PM EST
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Wonderful Gene Herfing
Ram27 Offline
#494 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 3:49 PM EST
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Goodbye Beagles Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
Ram27 Offline
#495 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 3:50 PM EST
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As we near finishing this 500....
MACS Offline
#496 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 3:57 PM EST
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Wha-ha-happened, Rammie?
Ram27 Offline
#497 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 3:59 PM EST
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We get fuvked. d'oh!
Ram27 Offline
#498 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 4:00 PM EST
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Take it for the WIN MAC...
MACS Offline
#499 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 4:01 PM EST
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No. I don't want to
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#500 Posted: Sun, Dec 31 2023, 4:01 PM EST
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Okay fine...
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