| 151. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:36AM EST | |
 Dudes... |
| 152. Author: teedubbya | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:39AM EST | |
Mornin |
| 153. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:40AM EST | |
TW..!!  |
| 154. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:55AM EST | |
TGIF. |
| 155. Author: jespear | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 8:37AM EST | |
Buckwheat wrote:Just a few quick jokes. The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1081 just outside Harpenden, UK early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars. The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"  Must be New England crows. |
| 156. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 8:41AM EST | |
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| 157. Author: tonygraz | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 8:41AM EST | |
Mornin' - It's National Blueberry Pie Day, National BraveHearts Day, National Great Poetry Reading Day, Workers’ Memorial Day, National Superhero Day, National Arbor Day, National Hairball Awareness Day and National Teach Children to Save Day.
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| 158. Author: SteveS | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 8:42AM EST | |
And, birthday greetings to Jay Leno ... 67 yo today ... |
| 159. Author: bgz | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 9:05AM EST | |
Too much.... There should never be a day where it has so many National Days... so tonygraz wrote:Mornin' - It's National Fri Day!
Guess it's time to play some golf. |
| 160. Author: Hank_The_Tank | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 9:39AM EST | |
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen! Happy Friday! |
| 161. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 10:18AM EST | |
Hank_The_Tank wrote:Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen! Happy Friday! A man of his word... welcome back, Hank. |
| 162. Author: SmokeMonkey | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 10:28AM EST | |
Welcome back, Hank |
| 163. Author: NapalmMan67 | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 10:53AM EST | |
Who the hell is this Hank character? Never heard of him. |
| 164. Author: Hank_The_Tank | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 12:08PM EST | |
Thanks guys! Good to be back. I have to say, I have enjoyed reading all the posts over the last month. Good stuff!
I may not be good at much in this world, but I am a man of my word...at least I have something going for me. |
| 165. Author: opelmanta1900 | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 1:04PM EST | |
bet you can't go another month... |
| 166. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 1:05PM EST | |
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| 167. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 1:08PM EST | |
free lunch at Chili's cause it sucked... they said there was a new cook today....  |
| 168. Author: SmokeMonkey | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 1:11PM EST | |
opelmanta1900 wrote:bet you can't go another month... Lol |
| 169. Author: BuckyB93 | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 1:13PM EST | |
Free tacos yesterday, free lunch today.
You must be one of those bitchy PIA customers.
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| 170. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 1:18PM EST | |
Not really... the bartender knew it was messed up when she saw it... she offered to replace it and I told her it would be ok... manger came out and apologized and told me it was covered... I didn't have to say a word... |
| 171. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 2:07PM EST | |
that was a killer, Ope. welcome back Hank |
| 172. Author: Hank_The_Tank | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 3:01PM EST | |
opelmanta1900 wrote:bet you can't go another month... I wouldn't take that bet...a month was more than enough. |
| 173. Author: opelmanta1900 | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 3:40PM EST | |
for whom? |
| 174. Author: Hank_The_Tank | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 3:41PM EST | |
I wouldn't bet against you on that one |
| 175. Author: teedubbya | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 3:48PM EST | |
So they got you a few times too huh? |
| 176. Author: teedubbya | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 3:49PM EST | |
Weird. Wrong thread. |
| 177. Author: tonygraz | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 5:03PM EST | |
Drafter is always looking for a free lunch. I heard he puts hair in his food when he changes his mind on what he wanted to eat. |
| 178. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 6:11PM EST | |
opelmanta1900 wrote:for whom? nice. objective case pronoun following a preposition. someone learned you good. you spinnin'? |
| 179. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:04PM EST | |
Stop using English and grammar terms, Frank. You're confusing people. What the hell is a preposition? It's beneath, between, behind and beyond me...  |
| 180. Author: corey sellers | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:14PM EST | |
Dam frank we all know you are good wif words stopen confusing us simpletons |
| 181. Author: corey sellers | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:15PM EST | |
Dam phone stop is what I meant or maybe it was the drink |
| 182. Author: opelmanta1900 | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:20PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:nice. objective case pronoun following a preposition. someone learned you good.
you spinnin'? I kid you not, started off with "who" and then asked myself, wwfd, and i changed it to whom... An especially bad day today in the spinning department... no rhyme or reason to it... |
| 183. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:24PM EST | |
Whom is gay... |
| 184. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:47PM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:Whom is gay... that is incorrect |
| 185. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:49PM EST | |
opelmanta1900 wrote:I kid you not, started off with "who" and then asked myself, wwfd, and i changed it to whom...
An especially bad day today in the spinning department... no rhyme or reason to it... good buddy of mine went through a couple or three months of vertigo type symptoms, never found out why, and then suddenly it was over. |
| 186. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 7:54PM EST | |
opelmanta1900 wrote:I kid you not, started off with "who" and then asked myself, wwfd, and i changed it to whom...
An especially bad day today in the spinning department... no rhyme or reason to it... Stop smoking weed for a week or so. See if it improves.  |
| 187. Author: Hank_The_Tank | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 8:04PM EST | |
MACS wrote:Stop smoking weed for a week or so. See if it improves.  |
| 188. Author: corey sellers | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 8:05PM EST | |
Hanks back been awhile a man of his word |
| 189. Author: Hank_The_Tank | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 8:10PM EST | |
corey sellers wrote:Hanks back been awhile a man of his word You know it, brother! Really good to be back posting. Missed shooting the bull with everyone. |
| 190. Author: danmdevries | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 8:27PM EST | |
Hello hank.
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| 191. Author: tonygraz | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 8:42PM EST | |
So what did you do with yourself all that time Hank - besides joining the Klan ? |
| 192. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 9:12PM EST | |
He was looking for CROS. .. |
| 193. Author: Hank_The_Tank | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 9:38PM EST | |
tonygraz wrote:So what did you do with yourself all that time Hank - besides joining the Klan ? Just read all your non-sense for a month... |
| 194. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 9:39PM EST | |
Hank_The_Tank wrote:Just read all your non-sense for a month... BOOM goes the dy-no-MITE! Or as they say on "That 70's Show" - Burn! |
| 195. Author: danmdevries | Date: Fri, 4/28/2017, 11:33PM EST | |
Close the window, you're letting the stank out. |
| 196. Author: SmokeMonkey | Date: Sat, 4/29/2017, 4:49AM EST | |
Good morning, y'all |
| 197. Author: tamapatom | Date: Sat, 4/29/2017, 5:15AM EST | |
Hank_The_Tank wrote:Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen! Happy Friday! Hank, you look like sheet! |
| 198. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Sat, 4/29/2017, 8:09AM EST | |
Cold weekend ahead but it is still the weekend. |
| 199. Author: SmokeMonkey | Date: Sat, 4/29/2017, 8:23AM EST | |
6.5 miles walked, now settling in with coffee, soccer and a smoke. |
| 200. Author: tonygraz | Date: Sat, 4/29/2017, 9:04AM EST | |
tamapatom wrote:Hank, you look like sheet! Perhaps, but it is an improvement. |
