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tarheel4lyf Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Mar 5 2003, 5:11 AM EST
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
and then sometimes you just have to lay down...
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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Mar 5 2003, 10:04 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
old couple are having trouble meeting expenses so the husband says why don't you work the streets for some extra money. she comes home the next morning with $10.10. the husband asks her who gave her 10 cents.













she says "everybody", now i just have to lay down, i'm a little tired.
jd1 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Mar 5 2003, 10:18 AM EST
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
now that's a tired ****!
bud451 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Mar 5 2003, 10:29 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2010
Posts: 2,237
A couple had a big arguement and the husband storms out of the house. He goes to the local watering hole and has a few drinks and realizes how foolish he was. He decides to pick up a dozen roses and go home.

He gets home and finds his wife in the bedroom and reveals the roses from behind his back.

She says: "Oh great....now I guess you expect me to lie back and just spread my legs open!!"

The husband replies: "Why....don't you have a vase?"
jjohnson28 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Mar 5 2003, 10:49 AM EST
Joined: 09-12-2000
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Looks a lot like me some days...almost as hairy even.
E-Chick Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Mar 5 2003, 11:29 AM EST
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Jerry, tired? Looks more worn out to me, LOL!

Or maybe it's owner killed it for ruining the carpeting?
Tobasco Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Mar 5 2003, 7:29 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809
Is this the feline missionary position? Hehe!

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