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Mrs. Usahog Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2003, 8:40 AM EST
Joined: 02-06-2003
Posts: 405

This is my first Picture post........so be nice!! Thought some of you might get a laugh out of this.

Mrs. Hog


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smithbw Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2003, 9:24 AM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
Wow! Unbelivable....But true?

Regards,

B
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2003, 10:43 AM EST
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Posts: 33,248
nicely done. always a pleasure to see original witty ideas.
Mr.Mean Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2003, 10:45 AM EST
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
The sign on the highway has a bunch of holes in it.
Robby Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2003, 11:34 AM EST
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
sign, sign everywhere a sign
blockin out the scenery blowin my...
usahog Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2003, 3:33 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
hhhhmm I never seen this one before until Now???

Mrs. Hog you been holding out on me?? LMAO!!!!

Ed I cannot even Imagine this sign would have holes in it... not in Arkansas!!!!! LoL

Hog
justforfun Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2003, 5:18 PM EST
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Posts: 797
Excellent!! Very funny :)
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2003, 5:40 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,618
Excuse me, but doesn't that piece of crap and that lesbian wife live in New York?

You'd think Arkansas would've updated their signs REAL quick with a "Thank God that crud doesn't stain our soil anymore!"
Tobasco Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2003, 5:57 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809

Great first pic post Mrs.hog!

Boy Doc, you gonna be OK? He's gone, relax! Hehe!

Mag
usahog Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2003, 6:31 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
Mean said they Updated the signs... they shot em full of Holes!!!! LMAO!!!!!


Hog
arkie_72015 Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 8:41 AM EST
Joined: 09-25-2001
Posts: 64
Great Pic MrsHog,Being from Arkansas been the butt of many jokes,But hell if ya can't laugh at yourself should not laugh at others.Big snow in Arkansas today,Almost wish I had some shoes:)
DrMaddVibe Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 8:41 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,618
Mag, this is for you and all your "friends"...

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing ! all of that excess weight (China, silverware,linen,towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.)out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

What a guy!!

SINCERELY, A US Citizen

PS Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.
Tobasco Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 10:58 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809

Hey Doc!

You must be confused or something. Why are you pointing at me like I'm a liberal. I'm not.

You just happen to be a rude SOB sometimes. I agree with your views, most of the time, dont you read my posts? So get off your soapbox and pick on the right people.

I do the same thing you do sometimes. I get all pissed off at things too. We both say things pretty harshly at times.

I've regreted some posts I've done, because of my temper. Thats why I nearly left this place, I didnt like what my emotions were doing to me. Thats why Gonz pulled my post to Rick one day. He used some religious poster on a thread I didnt like and I went off on him. I regret doing that.

Just for the record, so you know. I am a Republican, I am also a Catholic. Not just a Christmas and Easter type either. I'm active in my church. As a matter of fact, I'm a lector at my church. I may also become Eucharistic minister, that is so I can give communion if I'm needed.

Dont lump me in with other liberals, because I'm about as far from that as it gets!

I dont agree with every issue that the Catholic Church preaches though. I believe a woman has the right to choose whether or not she should have an abortion. I also dont believe in pushing my faith onto others. Even though the church would like us to spread the word of God. Now if asked, I will definetly give my views on religion. But, I dont like someone pushing thier religion onto me, so I dont do it.

I believe we must go to war with Iraq. The Pope disagrees. I'm not the "Perfect" Catholic but, I try my best to be a good and honest person.

Now, I will get off that soapbox myself. I hope this clears up your views of me.

If you have some other problem with me, that I dont know about, due to something stupid I may have said in the past, let me know. I'm sure I can explain it for you. [email protected]

Mag


Charlie Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 2:50 PM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Bill Clinton would be better forgotten, but he will live in infamy and in the Hearts and Souls of all true liberals!

To me the Clinton legacy should be, "What is the definition of 'is' or I never had sex with that woman"!

Both should be spoken in the best Clinton accent!

Charlie
tailgater Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 6:09 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
That sign should read:
"WELCOME TO ARKANSAS; HOME OF THE FOLKS WHO CAN'T **** BECAUSE OUR **** IS IN NEW YORK"
tailgater Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 6:26 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Robby;
Do this, don't do that.
Can't you read the SIGNS?

And the sign said "you've got to have a membership card to get inside"

















UUGH!
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