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ej178 Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Oct 20 2002, 6:15 PM EST
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Best dog rocket descriptive phrase? Let's see, grass clippings, wrapped in an ammonia soaked newspaper, left in the hot sun.........
deathray Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Oct 20 2002, 7:34 PM EST
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why not just say "this tastes like an acid"
Slimboli Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Oct 21 2002, 2:35 AM EST
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What deathray meant to say, was "why not just say this tastes like a urninal puck wrapped in grandma's blue hair"
GetYourOwn Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Oct 21 2002, 5:38 AM EST
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You ACID Haters!

Barely smokable is one of the descriptions they use here.

Watch out for the ones that are "smokable" also.
bud451 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Oct 21 2002, 6:35 AM EST
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Newspaperish is one I use and also Hints of coughing. See also, Tamboril.
Mr.Mean Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Oct 21 2002, 8:04 AM EST
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Also a bud favorite,

Compost
Charlie Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Oct 21 2002, 8:05 AM EST
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Hints of Meat sounded pretty gross to me!

Charlie
CJBully Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Oct 21 2002, 8:48 AM EST
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The (fill in make/model here) is a good everyday yard smoke.
SteveS Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Oct 21 2002, 9:41 AM EST
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When the description says "good everday yard smoke", you can pretty much bet that means they're rolled every day using stuff found in the yard ...

If, on the other hand, that is someone's opinion, well ... that's a horse of 'nuther color as they say ... one man's everyday yard cigar might be another man's favorite smoke ... there's a couple of brands I like a lot that are put down by many as "yard 'gars" ...

You've just gotta trust your own opinions ...
Charlie Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Oct 21 2002, 10:27 AM EST
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Hype lines such as, "During the boom, this cigar sold for 180 (or whatever number) bucks a box"! "Victim of the sign of the times"! All lines to beware of......biggest beware, "a collaberation between Chuck Norris and Jim Belushi...........!"

Dog rockets can be described in many ways!

Charlie
CJBully Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Oct 21 2002, 2:13 PM EST
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Charlie,

LMFAO!!!
tailgater Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Oct 21 2002, 2:29 PM EST
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"Not so much rolled, as pinched"

"nothing that a little Ex-Lax wouldn't cure"

"smoke one and you'll know what the tissue wrapper is for"

"bile vessel"

"Floridian ballot box"

"the torcedor must have read the sports section while creating this"

"obviously a burrito in its' previous life"

See also Bud's creative use of the "T" word...
aberdeen Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 6:44 AM EST
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geniune malaysian seed grown wrappers imbued in vats of rams bladder. Long filler of festering pubic hair with mixed filler of De Gualle's gum disease. The binder, grown on ancient burial grounds of Alabama compost piles, is aged in imported penguin bowels and wrapped on the cigar with all the quality precision of the finest Swiss Craftmanship. Finally the box which is specially commissioned by the Bishop of Wainscutting is hand crafted by prisoners in Mongolia, charged with selling fish at markets that were infected with genital warts, who make the boxes while lying in a bed of their own pus, and the final product is box aged under the armpits of fat circus women.
Iron Bar Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 7:30 AM EST
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Damn that last one was gross!

I was just going to say, "Hecho con cajeta". (Made with straw).
Charlie Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 8:19 AM EST
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I still like "Sold for .....during the boom"! Sure sign of a dog rocket!

Charlie
E-Chick Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 9:03 AM EST
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Aberdeen, that was not the "Best dog rocket description", but the worst! Gross! I like it when you describe others things MUCH better!
GetYourOwn Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 9:18 AM EST
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Aberdeen, sounds like a good yard smoke to me.

Those poor VD infected fish.....
5augie5 Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 9:23 AM EST
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aber...you forgot to include "hints of toe jam"
eleltea Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 1:16 PM EST
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lawn sausage
schnauzerwurst
puro de perro
butt robusto
toilet torpedo



Mr.Mean Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 1:18 PM EST
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Sooooo,,,,,,you got a number to those circus women? Hmmm?
ej178 Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 2:09 PM EST
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Grandma's blue hair....blue, pink, or lavender, that has to be the most creative
aberdeen Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 5:54 PM EST
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the toe jam is used on the vintage cabinet series, in which inside the cabinet is stuffed the breath from the homeless under the local underpass after they scored on a case of canned cat food. The toe jam is then whipped into a fondu and garnished with lark's vomit, as used in hospitals. It is promoted by a nude lady sitting in a bath holding one of the cigar boxes while Walter Cronkite applies gangrene to the spanish cedar.
Dishman Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Oct 23 2002, 9:10 AM EST
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Canine excrement!
ellesson Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Oct 23 2002, 2:06 PM EST
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this place has gotten gross in my absence cj
JonR Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Oct 23 2002, 2:23 PM EST
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lone wolf : a blend of five different scoops of Haitian compost held together with a dried dog feces binder with a dyed used toilet paper wrapper. JonR
leon123 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Oct 23 2002, 5:30 PM EST
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This fascinating cigar tastes of colon breath and leathery old lady smell. It is enhanced by the intoxicating aroma of burning pubic hair covered in crab eggs. It was rated a 90+ by Cigar AssFingering magazine.

I have to much time on my hands..........Leon
Spiny Norman Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Oct 28 2002, 1:25 PM EST
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"Unlike America’s declining wolf population, the cigar brand, Lone Wolf, is alive and well. From the early days of the cigar boom, Belushi and Chuck Norris’ brand found a nice niche in the marketplace. Now, under new management, the brand is still made by some of the industry’s better
manufacturers and a cigar that has earned a place for itself in the ranks of America's “premium” cigars. "
(dog rocket)
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