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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 9:24 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
Freakin springtime colds are the worst!!

F@@king bitch bartender was working when she should called in sick...the sick Kent opened my eiffel tower 24 ounce Miller high life can with her dirty Germy mits/fingers...I drank it not knowing she was almost comatose....

I hate harbingers of disease....you can call in sick and get sick pay you stupid c##t!!! I'd love to crack her behind both knees with a long hard
plastic skinny yellow wiffle ball bat and watch her face plant into the beer cooler...

I don't need this bull**** one eye- ohhhh- tahhhh...
JGRAZ Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 9:37 AM EST
Joined: 10-31-2022
Posts: 742
I feel you. I work in a small booth with a few other people in very close proximity luckily, we get it and either don't come in or remove ourselves from the situation. Every once in a while, an idiot comes along and ruins it for everyone. Just getting over pneumonia myself. Feel better
RayR Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 9:44 AM EST
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 8,896
Another JAB will fix it. You guys probably need to get boosted some more.
8trackdisco Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 10:08 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,082
Last week was my week for the Spring Transitory Cold Allergies Sore Throat Gunk Festval.

This week is my wife’s turn.

You should crack that bartender for not being 100% clean.

Before she came in, she was probably in and out of a bunch of dumpsters.

Those people are groooooooss. ram27bat
Stogie1020 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 11:09 AM EST
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,346
Was she hot?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 11:36 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,448
Cat got your tongue?
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 2:15 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
Not hot at all...

A SKANK GRUB WITH A LOW I.Q.
THE BITCH was charging me an extra .50 cents for my
Miller high life 24 oz eiffel towers for 18 + months...

Her money drawer was all ways OVER THE TRUE COUNT...

NO SHEEEET SHE SCAMS EVERYONE AND IF YOUR WASTED SHE'LL
S.W.E.E.P. THE BAR and take all your money when you leave your seat for anything at all...
#4 8track is riiiiggghhhhtttt, she needs cracked!! Into the "coffin style" beer cooler with the rounded edge top...no lacerations but a good lump and slight bruise...
PapaWhiskey Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 2:20 PM EST
Joined: 01-01-2023
Posts: 759
You could avoid this by not going to the bar... just sayin.
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 2:26 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
Maybe...
It's my office...where I scratch off my unchecked scratch off lottery tickets... I gotta punch in when I get there...

I think it may be the flu?
Weak , Achey, sore throat, coughing bigtime, flem, now 100.8 fever...
No appetite at all...

No nausea or puking, I can taste, covid test negative.
PapaWhiskey Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 3:20 PM EST
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Posts: 759
I hope you feel better soon Mr. Jones.

As I know personally and I'm sure others here do as well cutting the bar out of your life is not easy but well worth it. Once you get past that urge to check in at the bar your world will get brighter. I never went to AA but some good friends have and the people you will meet there will end up being real friends the way no bartender or barflies ever will.

Tomorrow instead of going to the bar, try going to the coffee shop to tend to your scratchers. Maybe go to the animal shelter and get yourself a dog. Dogs are excellent friends and while walking your dog you will get exercise, fresh air, and meet new people. That dog will end up being your best friend. I don't mean to preach I just know that life is better after cutting out that daily stop at the bar. Get well soon Mr. Jones.
HockeyDad Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 3:32 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,138
Sounds like Covid.
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 5:18 PM EST
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Posts: 19,431
My covid test expired in August 2023, the one that came out negative...

Those "free gubment" covid tests are a racket...every time we request them
They are expired when we get them...or prolly testing for way earlier mutation than the one going around now...

I ain't blowing $40 for a newer test kit...
8trackdisco Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 6:01 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,082
PapaWhiskey wrote:
You could avoid this by not going to the bar... just sayin.


Beer is much cheaper when you buy it in a bar, vs going to a store and drinking it at home. Don't be stoopid.
RobertHively Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 6:56 PM EST
Joined: 01-14-2015
Posts: 1,857

Hope you feel better soon, Jonesy.
Speyside2 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 7:19 PM EST
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Posts: 2,397
Hang in there Jonesy, I hope you are better soon also.
Ram27 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 8:39 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 49,034
Don't give up JoNeSy . Wishing you a Speedy recover.
Gene363 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 8:52 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,822
Stay hydrated and get well soon.
jeebling Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 9:47 PM EST
Joined: 08-04-2015
Posts: 1,161
JGRAZ wrote:
I feel you. I work in a small booth with a few other people in very close proximity luckily, we get it and either don't come in or remove ourselves from the situation. Every once in a while, an idiot comes along and ruins it for everyone. Just getting over pneumonia myself. Feel better


Hope you’re feeling much better, JGRAZ.
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Apr 17 2024, 11:01 PM EST
Joined: 10-20-2023
Posts: 844
Alcohol kills everything so just drink more Miller high life.
Mr. Jones Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2024, 10:25 AM EST
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Posts: 19,431
Thanks everyone for the well wishes and advice...
I will consider all of it...
Thanks!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2024, 10:43 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,448
what's your story
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2024, 11:30 AM EST
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Posts: 19,431
DMV
UR A CONUNDRUM
jeebling Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2024, 12:17 PM EST
Joined: 08-04-2015
Posts: 1,161
PapaWhiskey wrote:
I hope you feel better soon Mr. Jones.

As I know personally and I'm sure others here do as well cutting the bar out of your life is not easy but well worth it. Once you get past that urge to check in at the bar your world will get brighter. I never went to AA but some good friends have and the people you will meet there will end up being real friends the way no bartender or barflies ever will.

Tomorrow instead of going to the bar, try going to the coffee shop to tend to your scratchers. Maybe go to the animal shelter and get yourself a dog. Dogs are excellent friends and while walking your dog you will get exercise, fresh air, and meet new people. That dog will end up being your best friend. I don't mean to preach I just know that life is better after cutting out that daily stop at the bar. Get well soon Mr. Jones.


This is an excellent comment. I actually attended AA for 10 years and at the very beginning I got a dog. We walked the hills, canyons, beaches and parks of San Diego. He went on a few vacations with me. Ultimately my AA experience led me to church, which is anathema to many people considering AA. But most of my friends in AA were not Christian and they believed in a “higher power” and that kept them sober. I’ve moved back to my home state of Texas and I don’t attend AA but I do attend church. I’m still sober. I don’t go to church because I’m righteous but rather because I’m a sinner. Anyway, we all have a story, that’s a piece of mine.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2024, 4:26 PM EST
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Posts: 55,448
Mr. Jones wrote:
DMV
UR A CONUNDRUM



Not really.



Please, I just got to talk to you
Please, a get you your head out of the loo
Please, we're a long, long way from home
Please, you'd turn a young man's face to stone

[Chorus]
Sick as a dog, what's your story
Sick as a dog, a cat got your tongue
Sick as a dog, you'll be sorry
Sick as a dog, you really ain't that young

[Verse 2]
Please, you were much to my surprise
Please, you're the lady in disguise
Please, you're the only a friend I got
Please, you'll be the last to see me rot

[Chorus]
Sick as a dog, what's your story
Sick as a dog, cat got your tongue
Sick as a dog, you'll be sorry
Sick as a dog, because you really ain't that young

[Verse 3]
Please, it's a shame you're so refined
Please, you was the last thing on my mind
Please, don't be late to take it light
Please, you're gonna fade into the night

https://youtu.be/u2ELqxc6BL4?si=NxMI-dpwJpOmP48K
Mr. Jones Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2024, 5:10 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
Christ almighty...
Now I have pink eye and
An ear infection...

WTF???
corey sellers Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2024, 6:27 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,365
They got you now . You have been InFecTed with the new strain
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2024, 7:59 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,222
do you need a pic-a-nic basket, Y.O.G.I.?
Mr. Jones Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Apr 18 2024, 8:36 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
Nope but thanks!!

Just couch potato ingredients it all day...

Binged all 8 episodes of guy Ritchie
"Gentleman" series on Netflix...
English lords growing weed in a consortium...
Kinda the long version of his recent movie...

Never had a cold this bad
Still 100.4 fever...

Getting old is a bitch
Taking vitamins out the ass, drinking orange juice w/ vitD and calcium and 4 zinc cold Eze lozenges every day...
Barely making a dent...
JGKAMIN Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Apr 19 2024, 8:04 AM EST
Joined: 05-08-2011
Posts: 1,403
Mr. Jones wrote:
Christ almighty...
Now I have pink eye and
An ear infection...

WTF???

Oh boy, those are the first symptoms of the new virus floating around, better run down to CVS and get your new booster…Anxious
JGKAMIN Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Apr 19 2024, 8:05 AM EST
Joined: 05-08-2011
Posts: 1,403
Mr. Jones wrote:


Getting old is a bitch

Still beats the alternative! Herfing
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