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What I wouldn't do....
Magwitch Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 03-26-2010
Posts: 48
...to slide a little something into Helen's delightful gaping maw. I've been satisfying myself with jack o' lanterns and witch masks for many years. I loved her in Hansel and Gretel. You guys know what I'm talkin' about, right?
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whizzy1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2007
Posts: 3,256
welcome back.........and awwwwwww yeeeeeeah.....
JonR Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
"Author: RICKAMAVEN Date: 05/14/2010 08:33 PM Reply
incidentally helen thomas will be 90 on aug 4, and respect for her goes beyond her age. she has seen more presidents come and go then you could name.

she started as a journalist when she was 22, and she was the first woman accepted, and becoming president of the White House Correspondents Association.

she has traveled the world with Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Barack Obama.

she is so well respected she is given unlimited respect by her peers and is the only one that has her own chair in the white house press room.

what is your credit limit on your master card, under $1,000.00.

walk carefully behind her, you are walking in the footsteps of a giant."


Yes by all means walk carefully behind her, there may be squashed Jews in her giant footsteps.

helen thomas hates Jews, ricky thinks helen is ever so wonderful, hmmm does that mean helen and ricky are anti-semites?


JonR
bloody spaniard Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
You can laugh now but she was really something before kerosene was invented.
MACS Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,789
Would that something be a ball peen hammer?

Jus' aksin'.
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,425
I think she had a "two-martini lunch" at the Occidental Grille next to the White House and lost-it in the guerilla video interview.
I hope she has savings, no job now.
tailgater Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Why is George Lopez sitting behind her?
specksniff Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2010
Posts: 24
I know what you mean, Magwitch. It's almost overpowering the way that that lipstick color matches the scarf slung sexily around its bloodless turkey neck. I wish I weren't at my work computer right now.
rfenst Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,330
Without even considering what she said recently, I need some eye bleach.
wvwa34 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2004
Posts: 9,182
90yrs old......time to retire
jetblasted Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 08-30-2004
Posts: 42,595
I met her once ... Very Sweet Old Lady.
GreenWolf70 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 5,304
Very sweet bigoted old woman.
cigarpal Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 10-03-2004
Posts: 816
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Cigarick Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 07-28-2002
Posts: 3,078
Totally loved her in "The Wizard of Oz."
Palama Offline
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