Starkle Starkle Little Twink.
Who the Hell you are I think.
I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am.
Besides, I've only had tee martoonies.
And any way, I've got all day sober to sunday up in.
I fool so feelish, I don't know whose me yet.
But the Drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
Merry Christmas
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)