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Palama Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 3:14 AM EST
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Looking for a good smoke eating candle.

Wife complained about the stinky cigar smell so thought I’d look into burning one while I’m at in the garage. Did a Google search and there are a bunch of them so figured I’d ask the experts on the board for recommendations.
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 6:04 AM EST
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I don't think any of them work that well, really. I did have one of those ozone odor eliminators that they used to sell here.

It worked pretty well, actually.
8trackdisco Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 7:26 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
Looking for a good smoke eating candle.

Wife complained about the stinky cigar smell so thought I’d look into burning one while I’m at in the garage. Did a Google search and there are a bunch of them so figured I’d ask the experts on the board for recommendations.



Have one that works reasonably well from a company called Velvetwhiskeycandle.com

After I have a cigar, I open the two windows in the 100 sq ft room and light the candle, letting burn for a an hour or two and it removes probably 75% of the smell.
8trackdisco Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 7:28 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
I don't think any of them work that well, really. I did have one of those ozone odor eliminators that they used to sell here.

It worked pretty well, actually.


Agree the ozone things work. The downside for me with them is I'd get headaches about 20 minutes into their use. Can't explain it, however, I did hear from other people saying it was their experience as well.
KingoftheCove Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 10:28 AM EST
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Wife complained about stinky smell, in da garage??
Um…………ok………....sounds to me like you are on a slippery slope.
Palama Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 1:37 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Wife complained about stinky smell, in da garage??
Um…………ok………....sounds to me like you are on a slippery slope.


Although I have a fan blowing, obviously over the years the oils in the smoke have attached themselves to the ceiling, walls and objects in the garage.

To be clear, she’s not overtly complaining but will on occasion say something. I’mma thinking it’s because I’mma walking around doing something with the ‘gar in my mouth so the smoke lingers in that area.

Nonetheless, I’ll look into 8’s recommendation and iffin’ that doesn’t work, try one of them ozone sprays.

Thanks!
KingoftheCove Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 1:53 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Although I have a fan blowing, obviously over the years the oils in the smoke have attached themselves to the ceiling, walls and objects in the garage.

To be clear, she’s not overtly complaining but will on occasion say something. I’mma thinking it’s because I’mma walking around doing something with the ‘gar in my mouth so the smoke lingers in that area.

Nonetheless, I’ll look into 8’s recommendation and iffin’ that doesn’t work, try one of them ozone sprays.

Thanks!



Why are you smoking in da garage, if da smell is becoming an issue?
No other covered outside spot?
I mean, it’s not like it’s cold there…………………………EVER!
Heh heh..
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 2:12 PM EST
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Palama as a man with more divorces than you I feel qualified as more expert than you in this situation. The logical next step isn’t a candle, unless you buy her an obnoxious one with 3 or 4 freaking wicks.

No no no good sir, next time she complains you need to immediately drop trough, and piss on the parameter to both mark your territory and assert your dominance. If this occurs a second time she is obviously challenging your status and you will have to pee on one of her favorite personal items so that she understands that is now yours. And you will shape her behavior through negative reinforcement. And the carrot is the stick.
rfenst Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 5:26 PM EST
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Two words will eliminate the odor: Ozone Generator.
Don't know if they still make Czonka (sp?)any more, but well worth the money. If you smoke in your car, make sure to buy a plug in adapter. Worth every penny.
KingoftheCove Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 7:30 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Two words will eliminate the odor: Ozone Generator.
Don't know if they still make Czonka (sp?)any more, but well worth the money. If you smoke in your car, make sure to buy a plug in adapter. Worth every penny.

Did the great Dolphin running back have anything to do with this product?
https://www.amazon.com/Csonka-AirCare-Purifier-Smoker-Cloaker/dp/B0001I0786#customerReviews

Anyways, I think this is a fair trade for our troubled Hawaiian botl.
Buy the above for your wife.
And a nice box of PAMS for yourself………….to test the unit properly.
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 7:48 PM EST
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Plus you don’t have to eat a candle.
tonygraz Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 8:35 PM EST
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But they taste so good.
Palama Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Oct 19 2023, 8:36 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Why are you smoking in da garage, if da smell is becoming an issue?
No other covered outside spot?
I mean, it’s not like it’s cold there…………………………EVER!
Heh heh..


It’s not really an issue but I wanted to head it off at the pass before it became one.

When I started smoking, I used to sit on a wall in the backyard but onset of the windy and rainy season (…akin to your winter…) forced me to seek covered shelter…which, conveniently, was our garage. If it had a bathroom with a shower it would be perfect.
Cheno Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Oct 20 2023, 7:01 AM EST
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The CI candles they sell here are good. Nikki doesn't notice really. I usually light the smoker eater close to me, a scented candle the next room over, I spray after smoking ozium spray to neutralize the smell. Usually leave the candle going for 30-60 minutes after finishing cigar. I tested it when she was out for a while and when she got home she didn't even notice.
Palama Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Oct 20 2023, 12:02 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
The CI candles they sell here are good. Nikki doesn't notice really. I usually light the smoker eater close to me, a scented candle the next room over, I spray after smoking ozium spray to neutralize the smell. Usually leave the candle going for 30-60 minutes after finishing cigar. I tested it when she was out for a while and when she got home she didn't even notice.


I remember you mentioning that on one of the VHerfs. Unfortunately CBid no longer ships to Hawaii so that option is out. d'oh!
KingoftheCove Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Oct 20 2023, 12:06 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
I remember you mentioning that on one of the VHerfs. Unfortunately CBid no longer ships to Hawaii so that option is out. d'oh!

Wait! They won’t even send stinkin candles? Oops, meant stink removing candles?
That’s dumb……….not even a tobacco product.
Palama Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Oct 20 2023, 1:28 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Wait! They won’t even send stinkin candles? Oops, meant stink removing candles?
That’s dumb……….not even a tobacco product.


I know but I wasn’t about to send 3-4 messages or wait 45 minutes on the phone to ask for an exemption. Not talking

Oh, and then create a new thread complaining about getting no answer or having to waste my time holding. Gonz
Whistlebritches Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Oct 20 2023, 4:44 PM EST
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Alright Conan I'd discount Z's advice..........I have a vision of Patti with a machete.

Now here's how to solve the problem you cheap bastid.........go out and buy her a loaded Mercedes GLE Coupe.She'll never complain about what's in the garage again
Palama Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Oct 21 2023, 6:56 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Alright Conan I'd discount Z's advice..........I have a vision of Patti with a machete.

Now here's how to solve the problem you cheap bastid.........go out and buy her a loaded Mercedes GLE Coupe.She'll never complain about what's in the garage again


I’m hoping she forgot where it is! Gonz

A Mercedes? Are you franking kidding me? I’mma gonna hafta wash and wax that thing on a weekly basis! I’ll just make believe you never said that…. Not talking
MACS Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Oct 21 2023, 7:07 PM EST
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Had 2. Wash and wax is the least of your worries. Maintenance and insurance would be much higher. Washing/waxing prices don't change much no matter the make/model.
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Oct 21 2023, 7:23 PM EST
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We should invent some smog eating candles... Mellow
Whistlebritches Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Oct 21 2023, 7:32 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
I’m hoping she forgot where it is! Gonz

A Mercedes? Are you franking kidding me? I’mma gonna hafta wash and wax that thing on a weekly basis! I’ll just make believe you never said that…. Not talking


Ima call Patti......she needs to know these things.Poor woman is still stuck zipping round the island in that 1980 Fiat Panda you bought her instead of a wedding ring
BuckyB93 Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Oct 21 2023, 8:05 PM EST
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Make a campfire pit in the garage. Burn some scrap wood from pallets or something. Nice and warm, watch the flickering flames and think about how to fix the problems of the world. I love the smell of campfires.

In doing so, I'm pretty sure cigar smoke/smell will fall down on the list of things that need to be addressed. A fire extinguisher might crop into the top 5.
KingoftheCove Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Oct 21 2023, 8:52 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Had 2. Wash and wax is the least of your worries. Maintenance and insurance would be much higher. Washing/waxing prices don't change much no matter the make/model.

H o l e e CHIT!
You aint kiddin!
Parts for Mercedes??

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….!!!!!
Fuqin BRUTAL!
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