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Chuck noRRis is reaLLy lookinG rougH....
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Oct 17 2023, 7:52 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
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His mug/ face looks like his head was put into one of those midevil stretching
Racks and stretched to half again the the length it should be...

Old "1.5+ mug" looks like a fake Asian face structure....plus he dyes his hair with red latex paint And looks like a cartoon character...

Just like BLOODY SPANIARD used to say about the plastic surgery that was performed on Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers....bloody called Burt Charlie Chan.

Chuck noRRis's wife looks like that plastic surgery billionaires wife that is nicknamed the "CAT WOMAN" ( Jocelyn Wildenstein)... aLLeDgeDlY

Stretched mug CHUCK IS HAWKING any cheap ass exercise equipment that will sign him up for a infomercial and give Eeeeeeeeeeemmmmm'$100k to make an infomercial to sell their worthless product....sort of like Suzanne Somers
Thigh master debacle....
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Oct 18 2023, 1:05 AM EST
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You better hope he doesn’t read this.
MACS Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Oct 18 2023, 6:19 AM EST
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them. Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Oct 18 2023, 6:40 AM EST
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Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
rfenst Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Oct 18 2023, 9:04 AM EST
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,349
Don't Fck with ChucK!
He can still kill all of our a$$es at once.
At least, based on his tv show...
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Oct 18 2023, 11:19 AM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.


Erroneous!

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Oct 18 2023, 11:21 AM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
His mug/ face looks like his head was put into one of those midevil stretching
Racks and stretched to half again the the length it should be...



Wanna know why he looks like that?

He mistakenly dialed Jack Bauer's cellphone.
MACS Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Oct 18 2023, 11:23 AM EST
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Oct 18 2023, 11:34 AM EST
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If you ask Jack Bauer what time it is, he always says, "There's not enough time!" After you ask, 'Time for what?' he double taps you in the face with his pistol.
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Oct 18 2023, 1:32 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,810
wonder if he's gonna be revived...
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