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First CLaSS paSSengErs get TotAl refund becaUse of "farting dog"
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2023, 11:05 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
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New Zealanders flying home from Paris France on a 13 hr flight got stuck next to a rich A-HOLE WITH A NERVOUS DOG who farted incessantly during the last half of the flight...

It got so nasty that they were offered two other seats in the economy section...which they declined at first...then they caved from the stench gas and moved...

They asked for renumeration...the airline offered two $73 dollar refunds...they said N.O...THEN airline offered two $200 dollar refunds...they said N.O...

Then they offered a complete $1400 total refund for their first class tickets...
They accepted that offer...

Farting dogs get TotAl refunds?
But I have been near big Fatty Fats, old geezers or drunks on a hangover that have farted incessantly on several flights over the last 40+ years...no refunds even after asking to be able to change seats but denied...it was brutal...brutal I say!!!
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2023, 1:03 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,160
I would crop dust you!
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2023, 1:33 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
A10 wannabe U R.....
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2023, 7:21 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,628
Dogs butt goes

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2023, 7:48 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
SKYWARDENS go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TOO!
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