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JGKAMIN Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2023, 8:00 AM EST
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How on earth do you lose an $80million plane and ask the public for help?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/missing-f35-fighter-jet-charleston-air-force-b2413568.html
RayR Online
#2 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2023, 8:29 AM EST
Joined: 07-20-2020
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I heard a space alien UFO disabled the aircraft in flight causing the pilot to eject and the mothership scooped it up in its tractor beam and took it to their museum to show how backwards these humans are. Anxious
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2023, 11:05 AM EST
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Well Sleepy Joe asked how we expect to fight F-15’s….

F-35 is a good start.
Gene363 Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2023, 11:12 AM EST
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It's probably being reverse-engineered by Chinese spies.

Oh, and shouldn't this be the Politics Forum?
JGKAMIN Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2023, 11:31 AM EST
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Maybe they took it in for a wash and wax so when we hand the keys over to Zelenskyy on Thursday it’s all good.
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2023, 11:39 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
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I heard CROS has it and is circling at 200' around Mr Jones's place... waiting for Jones to go outside.... Mellow
bencounter Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2023, 11:41 AM EST
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ive been going back and forth to the crash site to collect memorabilia
JGKAMIN Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2023, 11:48 AM EST
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bencounter wrote:
ive been going back and forth to the crash site to collect memorabilia

I’ll be looking for your auctions on eBay…Anxious
corey sellers Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2023, 6:05 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
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I have an interview for Men in Black tomorrow…
PapaWhiskey Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2023, 6:48 PM EST
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JGKAMIN wrote:
How on earth do you lose an $80million plane and ask the public for help?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/missing-f35-fighter-jet-charleston-air-force-b2413568.html



Holy Smokes! How the hell do you lose a fighter jet?

If I lived out there I'd be taking the week off for a walk in the woods.
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2023, 7:10 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
South Carolina???

Prolly went north and self landed on the skyline drive or the blue ridge parkway....

Some old marijuana growers in FLOYD , VA....FOUND IT AND PULLED IT INTO A BARN WITH A TRACTOR....

THEY HAVE IT LISTED ON THE DARK NET for sale to the highest bidder...
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