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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Sep 6 2023, 7:02 PM EST
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Posts: 19,451
ZimbAbwe?

BelAruS?

guAteMala?

DaFur?

BeLfasT?

@ YO MAMA's h.u.t.?
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Sep 7 2023, 10:20 AM EST
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Mellow
RayR Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Sep 7 2023, 10:41 AM EST
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I thought Mr. Jones was MEEEESTA J. Confused
Ram27 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Sep 7 2023, 11:30 AM EST
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Appears jonsey hitting the pipe again!Think
RayR Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Sep 7 2023, 3:06 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Appears jonsey hitting the pipe again!Think


I told him to stop smokin' that Pennsylvania ditch weed, he thinks he's Carmen Santiago.
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Sep 7 2023, 9:37 PM EST
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I am in....

Santiago, Chile

Remembering the "Dissappeared"....

Life during wartime

I told Mr. Byrne several van stories one lost night in SOHO...
He took out a note pad
... The rest is hiiissss tooorrrreeee

Just ask Eeeeeeeeeeemmmmm'
Drinking miller high life in cans...

RayR
It is Carmen San Diego ...
Or
Were u bAiTiNg mE?
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Sep 7 2023, 9:39 PM EST
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All yo' satisfied MAMA'S ARE smiling and snoring...
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Sep 7 2023, 9:48 PM EST
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I blame "tRAINWRECK" and "Miami heAt"
Organic
RayR Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Sep 8 2023, 11:26 AM EST
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Come'on Mr. Jones I would never bAiT you.
But Frankie I would.
bencounter Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Sep 8 2023, 12:58 PM EST
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the time of mental illness has come
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Sep 8 2023, 1:28 PM EST
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BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

MEEEESTA J...is a

Master of MIS & DIS INFOMATION

JUST ASK THE S.S.G.

THEY FELL FOR THOSE 10% MIS & DIS hook line and sinker....
And spent $42 +++ million trying to prove it...
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Sep 8 2023, 1:32 PM EST
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I asked them several times....

"When am I receiving my EGOT ? FOR MY PERFORMANCE UNDER 6+ YRS OF FULL COURT PRESS GANGSTALKING"

E.MMY
G.RAMMY
O.SCAR
T.ONY
aWaRd??
tonygraz Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Sep 8 2023, 4:49 PM EST
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No TONY award for you !
8trackdisco Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Sep 9 2023, 5:22 PM EST
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My guess was Rhodesia.
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Sep 9 2023, 7:24 PM EST
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I love those Rhodesian army hats from 1980....
When ever I saw one of those hats on somebody on the dark continent ...well ...I avoided them or did what they requested...
Colonel BROWN from "soldier of fortune" used to sport one
Back in the day ...
Mr. Jones Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Sep 9 2023, 8:08 PM EST
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Keko camouflage flap caps

They eminated a powerful vibe...
That vibe was...
"Don't F##k WIT ' ME"
ESPECIALLY THE OLD DIRTY AND RIPPED ONES...

They bear resemblance to some of the
Star wars bad guy caps....
8trackdisco Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Sep 9 2023, 8:22 PM EST
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A guy I know has a tee shirt that says….1979 Communist Safari Rhodesia.
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Sep 10 2023, 12:08 PM EST
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Met some puppy-dogs from there... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Sep 10 2023, 6:03 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Met some puppy-dogs from there... Mellow


And Danm has a Honda Ridgeback too.
delta1 Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Sep 10 2023, 8:53 PM EST
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perhaps the dumpster lid, a heavy one like they use in the Sierra mountains to keep the bears out, snapped shut on top of Mr. Jones' head during his last dive...could be his bell got rung...
Mr. Jones Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Sep 12 2023, 7:16 PM EST
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I wear hard hats and safety glasses
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Sep 15 2023, 10:57 AM EST
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I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...

Baaaaaaay-beeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

****** Vitale JONES
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Sep 15 2023, 5:39 PM EST
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Did you find CROS..?? Huh
Mr. Jones Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Sep 15 2023, 8:22 PM EST
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No...

But I saw fresh wheel chair tracks on my cabin driveway...
And some ZAGNUT candy bar wrappers in the grass on the berm...plus...a wrinkled up invitation to Frank's daughters key west wedding coming up soon....
Mr. Jones Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Sep 15 2023, 8:25 PM EST
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The invitation was addressed to:

CROS
1234 DEWEY HWY
Apt. 62895 2nd floor 2A
PHOENIX, AZ 34892
Mr. Jones Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Sep 15 2023, 8:56 PM EST
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Cros's MANTRA....

"IT'S A DRY HEAT".....

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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