I just received a delivery from Amazon...I wasn't expecting anything from Amazon
I thought it might be for my wife,but no...it was addressed to me...so I opened it up, and it was filled with a strange array of items...
a package of square paper party plates with Paw Patrol Dogs on them(a fireman pup,a policeman pup,and a construction worker pup(The Paw Patrol version of the Village People?)
a Monster High lady skull zippered pouch with a pink ribbon in her ?hair?,she doesn't really have hair, she's a skull....
a Dri Rid Odor Genie odor eliminator(Clean Meadow Scent???)...no idea what that means
and a box of 40 Band-Aid brand Sheer Strips(stated on box "Quilt-Aid Pad wicks away blood and fluids"???)
I don't mind telling you, I was pretty confused{but I had just smoked a pipe full), so I looked through the box and found a gift receipt that states,
Hi Rick,enjoy your gift! More to come!
From: Your Sexy CBID Secret Santa!
Clean Meadows, paper plates, a pretty zippered carrying pouch, and Band-Aids to wick away fluids??? I got a strange kinda feeling about this (no it didn't move-not even a little).....I'm a little scared, not into that really kinky stuff Santa, so be gentle with me
I am sitting here LMAO......very nice Santa