bgz wrote:Note: When it comes to phallic objects, Ewok prefers oiled up ceramic to hard wood.
I am still trying to figure out where you all come up with Ewok is talking about Phallic objects? LOL
Ahh I think I figured it out..... Let me grab my notepad. Ok you all lay down on the couch, Now... Did you have daddy issues when growing up and how did that make you feel? I have a little ewok doll here, Now I want you point to the area on the doll where your mommy touched you. bgz NO NO NO! QUIT HUMPING THE EWOK DOLL! Now, I would like to know why did you do the things you did to that chicken? How did you feel after you blew the cat then stuck it in the microwave? After reading my notes here on the answers you all have given, I think we are going to have to get you all a more experienced Psychologist, Also after administering the Rorschach test to each of you and every blott you all see CO
CK is the response from each of you, well that is just not normal. Besides you are all making me very uncomfortable staring at my package while we try to talk, AND NO! I do not have a chicken or a cat you can take home! But, I will give you all a blow pop sucker to tide your desires over until you can get home.