Dan, you just gave me a great idea. My folks keep a fifth wheel trailer in my back yard. If I can figure a way to make them forget where they left it, I've got the perfect smoking room. Already has two refrigerators, one I could use for beverages, turn one into a humidor. Now the wheels are turning. Phone call to Dad, "Dad, where the hell did you leave your trailer, haven't seen it in months..."
Ron