Now, listen, when I'm making out with a girl for the first time, I like to give her a little spankin'.
What?
Nothing violent. You just tap her real light right on the tushy and say, "Hey, I'm your daddy. I'm your daddy." Listen to me... Listen, don't be shy.
It's just a little tap. It's like saying, "Boop, I'm your daddy."
I'm not gonna tap her.
Brings 'em right back to childhood. Trust me, they're putty in your hands after that.