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Krazeehorse Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jan 20 2017, 7:15 AM EST
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Lorena Bobbitt was killed in a car accident yesterday.
Apparently some diikk cut her off.
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jan 20 2017, 5:36 PM EST
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oh sweet irony!

btw, you're very funny.
RMAN4443 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jan 20 2017, 7:13 PM EST
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Krazeehorse wrote:
Lorena Bobbitt was killed in a car accident yesterday.
Apparently some diikk cut her off.

What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?



















You gonna eat that? Herfing
Gene363 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jan 20 2017, 8:20 PM EST
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ThumpUp ThumpUp ThumpUp
jespear Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jan 20 2017, 8:34 PM EST
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When Loreena threw it out the car window, it passed right in front of another motorist's windshield.
The motorist's 7 year old daughter, who was riding in the front seat asked. "Daddy . . . what WAS that ?"
The father, thinking fast, said. " That was a rare and exotic butterfly, Hunny."
The daughter quickly replied . . ."WOW ! Did you see the D I C K on that thing ?"
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jan 20 2017, 9:20 PM EST
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My takeaway: eat more D I C K!!!
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jan 20 2017, 10:18 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
When Loreena threw it out the car window, it passed right in front of another motorist's windshield.
The motorist's 7 year old daughter, who was riding in the front seat asked. "Daddy . . . what WAS that ?"
The father, thinking fast, said. " That was a rare and exotic butterfly, Hunny."
The daughter quickly replied . . ."WOW ! Did you see the D I C K on that thing ?"

definitely wasn't your friend Hymie then.
RMAN4443 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jan 20 2017, 11:16 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
When Loreena threw it out the car window, it passed right in front of another motorist's windshield.
The motorist's 7 year old daughter, who was riding in the front seat asked. "Daddy . . . what WAS that ?"
The father, thinking fast, said. " That was a rare and exotic butterfly, Hunny."
The daughter quickly replied . . ."WOW ! Did you see the D I C K on that thing ?"



I heard when she threw it out the window it hit a pedestrian right in the face............pedestrian was ok, but now he's a little c0ckeyed
jespear Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 9:07 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
definitely wasn't your friend Hymie then.


But there's a good chance it may have been Hymie's buddy Moishe`!

On a side note . . . How's vacation ?
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 5:27 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
But there's a good chance it may have been Hymie's buddy Moishe`!

On a side note . . . How's vacation ?

John, it's truly been one of the best evah!
Sadly, this is the last night, flight leaves at 1:30 tomorrow, will get to the airport around 11:30...but should get home in time to see most of if not all of the Pats game.
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 6:28 PM EST
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How are the pat downs at that airport?
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 9:28 PM EST
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went every morning and couldn't get anyone to do it.
RMAN4443 Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 9:31 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
went every morning and couldn't get anyone to do it.


Did you wear a nice perfume....... er cologned'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 10:09 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Did you wear a nice perfume....... er cologned'oh!

nope. In fact, I wasn't wearing anything.

Is that wrong?
RMAN4443 Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Jan 21 2017, 10:50 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
nope. In fact, I wasn't wearing anything.

Is that wrong?


mmmmmmmmmmm , could be Think Think
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Jan 22 2017, 1:12 AM EST
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yah, you have to leave something to the imagination...naked, they could tell you weren't dangerous...
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Jan 22 2017, 8:41 AM EST
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as long as my flight is today, I'll put on a raincoat.
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