Mailman walks up complaining that one of you azzhats caused him to have a slipped disc.
Open the box from Mikeoz13, inside is a note offering birthday cheer and some fear that because he's a noob these smokes won't meet my standards.
He's worried for no reason because there isn't actually a bad stick in the bunch.
Along with it are some decent cigars which have been put down for naptime and a bottle of my favorite rum, Captain Morgan's Private Stock.
Thanks brother, and you vets make sure to show him some love.