Thanks for the top...
I'm sure I read this all at the time, but don't recall much...maybe that's why I found the OP quite hi-larry-ous.
Then I read the first reply...
[email protected] wrote:... my condolences ...
... I've had that surgery ... complete internals (upper & lower) and externals removed ...
... I felt like a Gorilla was shaking his fist in my a-hole all day long for like a month ...
Advice: Pick up a few gallons of ice cream before your surgery ... nice to have for after the surgery ... any flavor works ... you're not eating it ... you're putting it in a ziplock bag and pressing into the crack of your b-hole to help numb the pain ...
The advice is quite funny (I guess), but his reply is telling as to why he was such an a-hole on the forum. He was just making up for his lack of having one.