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McBryde sends me a Arkansas date kit
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ZRX1200 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jul 6 2011, 2:59 AM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,648
So I get this medium flat rate today and think WTF?? who is this person? Christine? got even weirder when I inspected the contents!

inside:
Cuba Libre One
Padilla Achilles
CAO Italia
Murcialago
old IT maddie
5V A
Cuban Legacy (premature gurkha foot explosion)
PI Viejo
Leon Jemines
Tatuaje VI
2 cheroots (?)

accesories:
double torch (colibri?)
dual cutter (v and standard cut)

now the date kit:
razors and shaving cream (so I'm smooooth I guess....or manscaping)
sunflower seeds in case we get hungry
bottle frangelico to get date tipsy
two fancy wooden bottle stoppers in case I need more booze
fancy wooden pen to impress the date
one bag of wintergreen jelly beans to keep my breath fresh
one bag of top banana jelly beans to uh......I'm...uh......ok.
1 pair surgical gloves. good ones too, not those cheapies that will break when you least want fingerprints to be left behind.
15 zipties cuz it never hurts to be prepared for the "worst case scenario"
and finally a lock and keys. I fiugre at this point its a chastity lock.



I have never laughed my damn azz off so hard from a package sent by someone I have no idea who they are.....As funny as anything Ive ever received! Thank you very much whoever you are and whats up wit da return name?

Hope you realize wfog hos cage your rattling, you gots da segway cop too. You are on my short list.


JamieFrying pan Shame on you
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DaQueenBeez Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jul 6 2011, 9:33 AM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
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Your link doesn't work?
I bet your pic is in da back alley, hangin' wit mah peeps...




NICE BOMB MCBRYDE!!!!
I heartily approve of your choices in targets, too! LMAO!!!!!!







(((wipes away a wistful tear...)))
"sniff" - noobs grow up so fast these days....
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jul 6 2011, 9:45 AM EST
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Posts: 60,648
What the heck??

Strange.
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jul 6 2011, 9:47 AM EST
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Oh. Not mentioned corn cob. To "stay loose".
McBryde Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jul 6 2011, 9:51 AM EST
Joined: 05-11-2011
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Ahhhhhhhh I see it landed nicely, LOL. You posted on my wine thread and it started with a couple of homade bottle stoppers and just grew from there. Looks like you have already made plans for all of that stuff in there I see. whip
Christie is the wife and the one with the USPS account to get cheaper shipping rates, lol. But the bomb was allllll me! Looks like there might be some stuff in there you can use afterall. The jelly beans are beanboozled ones, so look them up before you eat them, LOL.

Enjoy,

Emerson
elk hunter Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jul 6 2011, 10:02 AM EST
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I have seen the picture, and I can say it is quite impressive!!!!

Very nicely done!!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jul 6 2011, 11:24 AM EST
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So your wife is a co-conspirator!
McBryde Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jul 6 2011, 11:32 AM EST
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Posts: 411
ZRX1200 wrote:
So your wife is a co-conspirator!


She just mailed out the box and laughed as I was filling the boxes, so kinda, lol.

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ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jul 6 2011, 11:35 AM EST
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Hehe.....very cool.


And noted.
peanut Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 4:02 AM EST
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Posts: 3,100
Arkansas date kit whip

LOL LOL LOL LOL
05busa Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jul 7 2011, 6:56 AM EST
Joined: 01-02-2007
Posts: 97,187
Booze beans.....wooohooo
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