Where the why the what the f'k did this show up. I am just sitting here minding my own business when my assistant brings in a box from Raymond... I'm like WTF is this about. He doesn't owe me anything. I did nothing! I'm innocent.
Inside the box
2x Tat Verocu #9 - never had one, now I get to have 2.
2x 4 year aged smokes that I can not even imagine how he got these since no one can... ever since John Kennedy said so.
and 4x donkey droppings. I have no idea what these are. They have hand written labels that say just that - Donkey Droppings. Well I can hardly wait to stick one of those in my mouth!!