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hombre Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 8:46 AM EST
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BASTID>

Cut and paste from my other thread.

Dude, You are insane!!!! Beta Has finished me off with his incredible series of bombings!!!!

Today I get a mystery package from somewhere in California. WTF is this I think. Its a big lumpy box So I am thinking BUSA or FATASH sent me some spuds or something like that.

So I don't recognize the name on the box but I see it has written on it, SMOKING TIKI. My wife says "What did you buy!!!!!!" I said "Nuttin, I swear it" She says "Yeah Right hummmph." " No really" I said, I ain't bought nuttin." We are saving up for a little disney visit with the kids so I am on buying hiatus.

Finally I dig through the layers of tape and get the box open. Geezus H. Christo. Its a **** 2 foot tall hand carved Tiki holding a bottle opener with a big ass stogie hanging out its mouth. It is bad ass and it looks remarkebly like the tiki I designed form my tiki bar. This thing rocks it is perfect for the bar. It is so well done, it will be a centerpiece when I open up my real bar on the beach in the future.

My tiki in my logo doesn't have a name. It does now. I am naming him Charles and I am going to get Shump, if he will work for stogies to wood burn the Name Charles on the base of this beauty.

Charles, my man, I am having a bottle of bear right now, as I know it is TIME!!!!!

Holy ****, LMFAO You have bombed the **** out of me for sure. Lets some it up.

1. Hydra bomb with 6er of original obsidian and many extras.
2. Beer bomb with many bottles and cans of micro brew.
3. CC petite corona bomb with a super sampler of CC petite coronas and a couple of Hombre cigars
4. A friggan TIKI Bomb!!!

I am not sure how I am going to pay you back but Oh how I will figure it out. I see what you are searching for on another site and when I have something your searching for I am going to drop it on you!!!!

Thank so much for all your kinds, now please tell me you are done having your way with me!!!!

And to all you other bro's and sisters, DON'T get on BETADAWGS hit list!!!

Charles the Smokin Tiki.JPG
xavier883 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 11:46 AM EST
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That is SWEET!!
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 11:49 AM EST
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WOW...that's cool
daveincincy Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 12:08 PM EST
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Wow...I mean WOW!

That doesn't look like something that was picked up at a random store. It looks like a custom made/ordered tiki. The thing has a friggin cigar in its mouth. Is Beta into woodworking? Either way, it's really cool.

Well done.
05busa Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 12:18 PM EST
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Sweet baby jesus,that is one fine poo ta toe!!!!
hombre Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 12:24 PM EST
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daveincincy wrote:
Wow...I mean WOW!

That doesn't look like something that was picked up at a random store. It looks like a custom made/ordered tiki. The thing has a friggin cigar in its mouth. Is Beta into woodworking? Either way, it's really cool.

Well done.



Beta didin't do it as it came from a guy in Cali. It is very similer to the tiki on my avatar I had designed so it might just be custom. I am waiting for Beta to chime in.

Its freakin awesome, I can tell you that. Can't wait to go home tonight and use it to open one of the fine texas brews he sent me.
frozenphoenix1 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 12:43 PM EST
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Wow... now that is sweet!
daveincincy Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 1:06 PM EST
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Just be careful how Beta acquired it. It could be like that tiki the Brady's found in Hawaii... Anxious
fishinguitarman Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 1:27 PM EST
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The Dawg is running amuck!
fargus24 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 2:01 PM EST
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now that thing is super cool.....not sure what you did but you have had your a$$ handed to you on a silver platter....
rwilly Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 2:01 PM EST
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That thing is awesome!
DBIII Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 2:32 PM EST
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Very cool! I wish I had some of what Charles is looking for as well..............hopefully soon.
cacman Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 4:29 PM EST
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Now that's an original bomb!!! Very well done!!! WOW!!!
Bombdawgy Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 5:29 PM EST
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Thats pretty freaking saweet... Nicely played good sir, nicely played...
betadawg Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 6:35 PM EST
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hombre wrote:
please tell me you are done having your way with me!!!!


Yeah, I think I am about done.

Time to look for a new victim, I mean target.
TMCTLT Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 6:48 PM EST
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Way friggin cool!! Way to slam Tiki Tater head dawg Applause
Thrilla Gorilla Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 7:06 PM EST
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I would like to suggest a new target!

TMCTLT!
shump Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 7:31 PM EST
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That Tiki is awesome! Let me know what kind of font you want and I can bring my wood burning tool over sometime. WARNING! do not give me any cigars!!! If you do I will not return to the Potatoe Lounge, lol.....

btw-I am smoking the original Obsidian right now! LOVE IT!!! I know why you are fan now.
hombre Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 8:04 PM EST
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shump wrote:
That Tiki is awesome! Let me know what kind of font you want and I can bring my wood burning tool over sometime. WARNING! do not give me any cigars!!! If you do I will not return to the Potatoe Lounge, lol.....

btw-I am smoking the original Obsidian right now! LOVE IT!!! I know why you are fan now.



Cool shump. I gotta hook you up when you come over!!! I would prefer something bamboo looking or gilligan islandish.
Like the Cannibal Lounge wording on my jeep, if you remember it.

Glad you are enjoying that original obsidian!!!!
betadawg Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 8:12 PM EST
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Thrilla Gorilla wrote:
I would like to suggest a new target!

Thrilla Gorilla!


Think
skinnykenny Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 9:00 PM EST
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Herfing Herfing Herfing That is freaking awesome hombre. I say we all bomb Beta for retribution for you hombre. That would be payback enough I'm sure. whip whip whip
hombre Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 9:04 PM EST
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skinnykenny wrote:
Herfing Herfing Herfing That is freaking awesome hombre. I say we all bomb Beta for retribution for you hombre. That would be payback enough I'm sure. whip whip whip



Nothing in this world would make me happier!!!!
FATASH Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 11:06 PM EST
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Well I guess the Tiki Bar is open for business. Umm No more Mr Potato head.
05busa Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Mar 2 2011, 11:50 PM EST
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HeHe
blueboy Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Mar 3 2011, 1:47 AM EST
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That's awesome!
FATASH Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Mar 3 2011, 4:17 PM EST
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hombre wrote:
Nothing in this world would make me happier!!!!

Bomb Hombre with potato's or Tiki's Me confused
Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
hombre Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Mar 3 2011, 4:21 PM EST
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FATASH wrote:
Bomb Hombre with potato's or Tiki's Me confused
Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall



Neither!! Month is over! Bomb Rox now!Applause
FATASH Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Mar 3 2011, 5:39 PM EST
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I bombed him already. No pressure though.
Applause Applause Applause Applause
betadawg Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Mar 3 2011, 10:14 PM EST
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skinnykenny wrote:
I say we all bomb Beta for retribution for you hombre. That would be payback enough I'm sure. whip whip whip

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

hombre wrote:
Nothing in this world would make me happier!!!!


I can always move you back to the top of the list!
05busa Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 3:22 PM EST
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This is still funny
FATASH Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 10:21 PM EST
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Yes it is
hombre Offline
#32 Posted: Sun, Mar 27 2011, 1:42 PM EST
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Beta destroyed. Me
TMCTLT Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2011, 7:21 AM EST
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hombre wrote:
Beta destroyed. Me




John, Yes he did, he sunk teeth and then thrashed side to side until you were bleedin bad........lol
But then look @ him, he's a scrappy little fugger...........well in his pic anyway
t33bone Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2011, 10:29 AM EST
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AWESOME
kombat96 Offline
#35 Posted: Mon, Mar 28 2011, 3:55 PM EST
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well done dawg
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