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A Thanksgiving most foul...
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JonR Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2004, 8:24 AM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
News Break
11/26/2004 12:19:00 EST Poor Table Manners Lead to Stabbings



WORCESTER, Mass. - A man was charged with stabbing two relatives after they allegedly criticized his table manners during Thanksgiving dinner.
Police said the fight broke out Thursday when Gonzalo Ocasio, 49, and his 18-year-old son, Gonzalo Jr., reprimanded Frank Palacious for picking at the turkey with his fingers, instead of slicing off pieces with a knife.

Palacious, 24, described by police only as an uncle, allegedly responded by stabbing them with a carving knife.

He is charged with domestic assault and assault with intent to murder, Detective Sgt. Thomas R. Radula said.

Police said Ocasio Jr. suffered stab wounds to the chest, back and right side. A nursing supervisor at the University of Massachusetts Medical Center said Friday she had no information on his condition. His father was treated for a stab wound in his arm.

And how was your Thanksgiving, more serene I hope.

JonR
EI Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2004, 8:16 PM EST
Joined: 06-29-2002
Posts: 5,069
when carving knives are outlawed only inlaws will have carving knives


Damn now that most liberal state that gave us John F'in Kerry will begin to have cutlery registered.
Then the only way you can eat your turkey will be by picking it with your fingers.
Frank Palacious will be vidicated and lauded as a hero for bring to us the Palacious eating method that would safeguard us from the tragic trauma of flashing knives at the dinner table

I can also see the Rights per Palacious

You have the right to eat with your fingers
If you do not have fingers, ones will be appointed to you by the state of Mass.
If you give up your rights to eat with your fingers
You shall not go hungry
You will be hand fed by the wealthy taxpayers at a cost to them.

snowwolf777 Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Nov 27 2004, 5:16 AM EST
Joined: 06-03-2000
Posts: 4,082
Lotta love in this world.

Day after Thanksgiving a woman was shopping in a Cleveland department store. She picked up the last 2 items of a certain toy. Another woman asked her where she found them. When she said "I got the last 2" the woman punched her in the face and took them.

"Look what Mommy got for you spoiled rotten brats ..."
THL Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2004, 6:04 AM EST
Joined: 10-22-2002
Posts: 3,044
I feel guilty that the terrible problems this family has faced amuse me, but that's how it is.
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