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usahog Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Oct 31 2004, 6:15 AM EST
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"TOWEL HEADS"

Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please try to pay attention.

We have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts do not like to be called "Towel Heads," since the item they wear on their heads is actually a small, folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as: "Little Sheet Heads."

Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

Have a nice day! ;0)

Hog
bloody spaniard Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2004, 5:10 AM EST
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And to think that I thought that "ragtop" and "camel jockey" were acceptable as well.

Thank you for re-medumecating me, hog.

Baboo the Nomad
dmjdc Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2004, 7:10 AM EST
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"Little sheet heads" it is!
sketcha Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2004, 8:35 AM EST
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I also like "Pull Starts." Think of an old outboard motor where the cord had to be wound each time before a "Pull Start" was attempted.
plabonte Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2004, 12:26 PM EST
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
As opposed to push starts like if they have a button on their forehead?

That is so un PC of me. Now I'm sure Allah will strike me dead.
cexshun Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2004, 12:44 PM EST
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Or perhaps a "kick start"?
hankhill Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2004, 1:03 PM EST
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if youve ever been to the mideast you would learn to appreciate a "towel" to block the sun on your head. if a arab called all americans "baseball cap heads" you'd probably think they were pretty dumb.
nealep Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2004, 1:38 PM EST
Joined: 07-14-2004
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A few years ago when I was at Ft. Bragg, a friend of mine & myself stoped at a range where the S.F. was practicing with Uizis.

One of the Sergeants came up to us and asked if we'd ever seen one before. We said "no", so he started explaining things to us as he showed us the weapon.

He finaly said, "Here is the Selector Switch. S is for Safe, F is for Fire, and A is for Arab, I mean automatic!"

:o)

Neal
usahog Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2004, 7:01 PM EST
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Author: jcates81 Date: 11/01/2004 06:03 PM
"if youve ever been to the mideast you would learn to appreciate a "towel" to block the sun on your head. if a arab called all americans "baseball cap heads" you'd probably think they were pretty dumb."

jcates have you been to the middle east or did you just learn about the middle east from your freshman year history books??

Hog
dmjdc Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2004, 9:07 PM EST
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Posts: 116
jcates81.....LOL...nevermind...
dumluk Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Nov 2 2004, 11:07 AM EST
Joined: 05-26-2004
Posts: 70
They are welcome to call us baseball cap heads, as long as they quit calling us targets.
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